forever cursed to live unrelaxed

brooklyn
Joined October 2011
we been knew
I ran a simulation built on 700 million real MTA trips. It said to close the 3rd Avenue L stop. stopthestop.com
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I will personally help you campaign for this @joshuawolk
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rachel yohe retweeted
take me out of sf bro
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Who’s mark safe?
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rachel yohe retweeted
The best part of building in the Bay Area? Being in the room. MongoDB.local SF - Jan. 15. Can’t join us IRL? Tune in on the livestream → mongodb.social/6018CLBsA
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i hate Work Trip but i love Hotel I Didn't Pay For
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In December drinking horchata
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Huge day for annoying people
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rachel yohe retweeted
great paradox of nyc is that it’s full of workaholics but you can only truly enjoy it if you’re a little unemployed
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In December drinking horchata
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Just saw someone unironically call Waffle House WaHo I’m going to kms
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Food bloggers are so fuckin dumb man. I just heard a guy say that his Philly cheesesteak has a “strong beef flavor coming through”
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When did we all start saying "async"
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I love to lie in brand lift surveys
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They say Americans are loud but truly no one is louder than a French person literally anywhere in public
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When @vampireweekend drops a First Name Last Name song you know it’s going to absolutely slap
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best wikipedia photo i've ever seen
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The worst restaurants you’ve ever eaten at in your life always have a neon sign that says “this must be the place”
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Anyone have vegas recs???
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