claire 🍂 · Mar 29, 2021 · 7:18 AM UTC

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claire 🍂@realoatmeal29 Mar 2021

i’m so fucking upset about the boat. can’t have shit in this world just please god put the boat back

claire 🍂 · Apr 6, 2023 · 12:47 AM UTC

claire 🍂@realoatmeal6 Apr 2023

these are like large beasts to me. they’re large docile creatures

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@upnextdesigner5 Apr 2023

The only traffic I would be happy with

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Haus of Decline · Mar 28, 2023 · 3:50 AM UTC

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Haus of Decline@hausofdecline28 Mar 2023

I test my mettle by drinking sleepy time tea and willing myself awake

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s sobole · Mar 22, 2023 · 8:19 PM UTC

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s sobole@crapmachine22 Mar 2023

dandelion & clover 🍀

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s sobole · Mar 20, 2023 · 8:04 PM UTC

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meowdy

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💙💛🏳️‍🌈Fish Every Hour🏳️‍⚧️🐟 · Feb 9, 2023 · 12:49 AM UTC

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💙💛🏳️‍🌈Fish Every Hour🏳️‍⚧️🐟@hourly_fish9 Feb 2023

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Mel Woods · Feb 6, 2023 · 5:12 AM UTC

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Mel Woods@intothemelwoods6 Feb 2023

Love the appreciation for Kim Petras, but she's not the first trans woman ever to win a Grammy, that's Wendy Carlos! Trans synth queen Carlos won 3 Grammys for "Switched-On-Bach" in 1969. She later went on to compose the soundtracks for The Shining and A Clockwork Orange.

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aaaal · Feb 2, 2023 · 12:03 PM UTC

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aaaal@lynchtwinpeaks2 Feb 2023

Not to sound like a boomer but the forced switch from wired headphones/earphones to bluetooth is one of the worst technological advancements of our time

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matt bernstein · Jan 26, 2023 · 7:58 PM UTC

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matt bernstein@mattxiv26 Jan 2023

breaking my silence… i hated mechanical pencils. the squeaking while writing, prying out the tiny eraser to refill, whispering to the people next to you for extra lead. pointless writing utensil

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Every* Beanie Baby · Jan 17, 2023 · 6:30 PM UTC

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Every* Beanie Baby@beaniebabybot17 Jan 2023

Slippery the seal. Birthday: January 17, 1998. “In the ocean, near a breaking wave Slippery the seal acts very brave On his surfboard, he sees a swell He’s riding the wave Oooops . . . he fell !”

Image from Every* Beanie Baby (@beaniebabybot)

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The Notorious J.O.V. · Jan 14, 2023 · 6:36 PM UTC

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The Notorious J.O.V.

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Every* Beanie Baby · Jan 13, 2023 · 6:30 PM UTC

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Every* Beanie Baby@beaniebabybot13 Jan 2023

Crunch the shark. Birthday: January 13, 1996. “What’s for breakfast ? What’s for lunch ? Yum ! Delicious ! Munch, munch, munch ! He’s eating everything by the bunch That’s the reason we named him Crunch !”