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Trying to use train wifi is like watching Kieran Trippier play left back at the last Euros. Productivity is extremely limited.
BobbyDazzlerFPL retweeted
Arteta: “You’ve won the premier league? You??”
Slot: “Sure. You’ve never won one?”
BobbyDazzlerFPL retweeted
Isak kicks off - gets move
Wissa kicks off - gets move
Guehi - model pro - move denied
Precedent set
It’s shootouts like this that remind me that penalties are a tremendous format. A shootout could theoretically continue for days until one of the two teams has died from starvation/dehydration. The ultimate game of who wants it more.
Hundred esq social media game this
Holder holds on to a STUNNER!
#CPL25 #BiggestPartyInSport #CricketPlayedLouder #SKNPvABF #CaribCatch
Mohammed Amir is one of those guys who has been 33 for the last 5 years. Literally hasn’t aged since his return post ban…
Quite enjoy how BBC Sport take a fairly economical view of the truth when it comes to transfer fees. Their process must be: Popular club= no add ons / Other club = inflate the fee. Whatever gets the clicks. Gutter journalism.
Hey, @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile?
Doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was and when it was.
Rocky Flintoff as a hundred wildcard pick has incensed me. Luxton and Wharton 300+ Blast runs both with SR of 140+ both ignored for a 17 year old with 0 pro t20 games. Shows how tinpot the hundred is if you’ve got coaches picking players on brazen nepotism rather than merit.
@thehundred if you’re picking 17 year olds with no professional T20 experience what’s next? Paddy McGuinness, Angry Ginge and Chunkz comprising the top 3 for Welsh Fire? Usain Bolt wicket keeping for Southern Brave? Just make it Cricket Aid cos thats the way it’s going
BobbyDazzlerFPL retweeted
If Novak Djokovic loses set 1, put the house, your life savings, and the kids' college savings all on him winning in 4.
County mad by 7 Bored by 11 Left school at 16 18, I worked nights at the castle but then I stopped pulling pints and started pushing myself I did things I never dreamed I would, overcame things I never thought I could. Sure I was born in Derby but I was made on OnlyFans
No better football cliche than a player who has just been relegated, sitting down on the turf and contemplating what has happened. Just to show that he’s emotional. Scenes.
Rob Cross - you’re gutted if you end up sat next to him. Got a job in finance and drones on about his new watch and the time he got a photo with Tyson Fury. Having an affair with his secretary. Drinks Neckoils and loves a vodka lime and soda (for the low calories)
