roguebot

Fucking pigs. Really constructive I know. But hey.. I’m not actually harming citizens.

I probably hate you.

Oh, so you can get away with dodging questions or bullshittin but I can’t?

I’d say about 90% of the time I could fart on command.

In space no one can hear you queef

Ice-cream doesn’t completely numb the pain of existence, but it’s a start.