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Head of @SatinProduction, writer, former FOX Sports analyst/TMZ Senior Producer, journalist | Repped by Gersh

Los Angeles
Joined December 2009
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Walked away from wrestling coverage about 2 1/2 years ago to follow a new dream and now I’m two days away from that coming to fruition 🪐 Don’t let people put you in a box. You can start over whenever you want.
For those who have been asking, here’s an update on what’s in store for my future. Thanks for everything wrestling!
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During the era of Millenial optimism, Thursday nights at the club were always sexier than the weekend.
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I'll call it X when he calls her Vivian, bitch
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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I’d hit it
BREAKING: Archaeologists uncover the oldest known evidence of humans using cannabis to get high, dating back 2,800 years in an ancient Siberian tomb.
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What was the meme again??? #carlito
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Calling someone without sending a text first to see if they’re available
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Everything in my head lives there rent-free. I'm not some weird brain landlord.
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do conservatives think we have collective dementia and don’t remember january sixth where they killed a police officer while breaking into the white house to help donald trump steal an election?
Hey liberals, quick question from a conservative upset about the midterms… Are we supposed to start rioting and burning down cities now, or is that just what you guys do when you lose? 😂
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Here comes everyone to say they were always a Julius Creed fan now
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What are the most badass Waylon Jennings songs?
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While filming Night at the Museum (2014), Skyler Gisondo enlisted legends Robin Williams and Ben Stiller to ask his date to prom. Two huge stars took time to film a video helping the young star to convince his date. It was one of Williams' final films.
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The concept of this man having zero personality is insane haha.
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Good wrestlers. Zero personality. And maybe they were handcuffed, but people like Chelsea Green show that even with limited opportunity, you can maximize it with personality. They don’t have that it seems
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Real Twitter users don't give a damn about getting 0 likes, it's not a social network for us. It's our personal journal.
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Good for them. Way too talented to be sitting on the bench. Excited to see them without handcuffs.
The Creeds have left WWE. It appears to be a mutual parting of ways as their deal has expired. - @SeanRossSapp | @FightfulSelect
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Hasan Piker's message to @TheDemocrats in the wake of the power they secured on Tuesday night. He wants the Democrats to put belt to ass on the Republican Party and the Trump regime: "PUT BELT TO ASS! Ten years from when he went down that dogshit golden escalator. Ten fucking years of fucking destroying this country even when he was out of office. Ten years, we have sat around and had to eat shit. We have never had this resounding of a victory. If the Democrats do not use the real people's mandate that we gave them on Tuesday, we will make them follow through. This is a democracy. We will make sure you hold them to account and if you don't hold them to account, we'll hold YOU to account. We're going to continue mobilizing. Put Jon Ossoff's sexy ass up on that fucking podium and put him to fucking work! He's so goddamn good at grilling people for the cameras; I want his fat ass sitting on a goddamn podium grilling the shit out of these people. This is not about revenge. This is not about vengeance. This is about justice. This is about law and order."
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I love the awkward opening between two people pretending this was a natural interaction and not a setup
Fabio Jackson details his beef with MJ impersonator Looze Cannon, claiming he's had to take legal action over it 👀
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This is what cult-induced psychosis looks like
Democrats thought they had a huge Midterm win 😂 little did they know it would be the biggest L they would ever take 💀💀💀💀💀💀 #Midterms2026
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This is like when I was a kid and they had a promotion at McDonalds where the commercial said you’d get free gummy bears if you told the cashier “Nick sent me.” I excitedly shouted it when it was my turn in line and everyone just stared at me like a crazy person.
Went to Dunkin to get the clobbered cloud latte & I was the first person at that location to order it that they didn’t know what I was talking about 😭 had me repeating my order 3 times till they figured out it was from the avengers menu 😂
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This person abused his pregnant wife btw
If you cannot speak or read English, you should not be able to vote in the United States of America. If that offends you, I don't think you can f*ck off enough!
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AOC: A note for Gen Z. If you want to understand millennial cringe, what you all call millennial cringe, this earnestness, imagine all the seats we flipped last night. That feeling, plus, on top of it, electing the first Black president ever. And on top of that, you did it the first time you ever voted. That hits generationally. You’ve been chasing that feeling ever since. And because you did it the first time you ever voted, you’re like, ‘Yeah, we can change the world. Why not? We did it the first time. Let’s just do it again.’
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This is like asking a dog how to attract more cats
Watters: How do Republicans, I can't even believe I'm saying this, win back young men? Pool: I'm not sure they do
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