
Head of @SatinProduction, writer, former FOX Sports analyst/TMZ Senior Producer, journalist | Repped by Gersh
Los Angeles
Joined December 2009
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Walked away from wrestling coverage about 2 1/2 years ago to follow a new dream and now I’m two days away from that coming to fruition 🪐
Don’t let people put you in a box. You can start over whenever you want.
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During the era of Millenial optimism, Thursday nights at the club were always sexier than the weekend.
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What was the meme again??? #carlito
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do conservatives think we have collective dementia and don’t remember january sixth where they killed a police officer while breaking into the white house to help donald trump steal an election?
🤷🏽♂️
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While filming Night at the Museum (2014), Skyler Gisondo enlisted legends Robin Williams and Ben Stiller to ask his date to prom.
Two huge stars took time to film a video helping the young star to convince his date.
It was one of Williams' final films.
The concept of this man having zero personality is insane haha.
Replying to @ryansatin
Good wrestlers. Zero personality. And maybe they were handcuffed, but people like Chelsea Green show that even with limited opportunity, you can maximize it with personality. They don’t have that it seems
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Real Twitter users don't give a damn about getting 0 likes, it's not a social network for us. It's our personal journal.
Good for them. Way too talented to be sitting on the bench. Excited to see them without handcuffs.
The Creeds have left WWE.
It appears to be a mutual parting of ways as their deal has expired.
- @SeanRossSapp | @FightfulSelect
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Hasan Piker's message to @TheDemocrats in the wake of the power they secured on Tuesday night. He wants the Democrats to put belt to ass on the Republican Party and the Trump regime:
"PUT BELT TO ASS! Ten years from when he went down that dogshit golden escalator. Ten fucking years of fucking destroying this country even when he was out of office. Ten years, we have sat around and had to eat shit. We have never had this resounding of a victory. If the Democrats do not use the real people's mandate that we gave them on Tuesday, we will make them follow through.
This is a democracy. We will make sure you hold them to account and if you don't hold them to account, we'll hold YOU to account. We're going to continue mobilizing.
Put Jon Ossoff's sexy ass up on that fucking podium and put him to fucking work! He's so goddamn good at grilling people for the cameras; I want his fat ass sitting on a goddamn podium grilling the shit out of these people.
This is not about revenge. This is not about vengeance. This is about justice. This is about law and order."
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This is what cult-induced psychosis looks like
Democrats thought they had a huge Midterm win 😂 little did they know it would be the biggest L they would ever take 💀💀💀💀💀💀 #Midterms2026
This is like when I was a kid and they had a promotion at McDonalds where the commercial said you’d get free gummy bears if you told the cashier “Nick sent me.”
I excitedly shouted it when it was my turn in line and everyone just stared at me like a crazy person.
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AOC: A note for Gen Z. If you want to understand millennial cringe, what you all call millennial cringe, this earnestness, imagine all the seats we flipped last night. That feeling, plus, on top of it, electing the first Black president ever. And on top of that, you did it the first time you ever voted. That hits generationally. You’ve been chasing that feeling ever since.
And because you did it the first time you ever voted, you’re like, ‘Yeah, we can change the world. Why not? We did it the first time. Let’s just do it again.’


























