SB the office fish

Free milk!!?!?! Damn I wish that I wasn't stuck in this tank... and that milk wasn't poisonous

This woman who sits near me has poor taste in music. Most of her CDs start with 'Dance Mix 9_' or 'Best of the 19__'s'

where did everyone go? Why does it smell like gravy and cheese curds in here?

Someone get me out of this tank! I can't see out the glass!!!!!!

Hello world, from above the safe

Bad late night purchase decision #1: First 3 Seasons of Zoobilee Zoo