Peter Jason Quill

Where's m--... @SpaceBLAM!!!! DID YOU STEAL MY WALKMAN FOR PARTS?! [What parts.. is a good question, the ship hardly being Sony compatible.]

.@SpaceBLAM ....uh...it's definitely a type of wood.

It might be actual size for R... #nevermind #hemightkillme #forreal #plasmagunshurt #sodotransgenicclaws #andteeth

I feel like I cut myself short with that. NOT ACTUAL SIZE, guys. 8======================>

I left the Earth in '88, so I'm still learning about some emoticons. Mostly I'm just really happy people figured out how to do this: 8===>

I CAN SEE PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIIIIIIGHT

Embarrassing question... after that whole infinity stone thing... has anyone had a burning sensation when they pee? ....Asking for a friend.

I think... I think @SpaceBLAM protected me by calling me his prison bitch. Just a little.

*dances to Groove Is In The Heart*

Tiny little raccoon walkers. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sometimes I question my life when I realize an advanced raccoon understands me best. But I just roll with it.

Fissures to the left. Fissures to the right. I feel like this was a bad Kanye song back on Earth.

See??

No one made fun of any of astronauts on any of the Apollo missions for bringing a tape deck. I'm in good company.

It disappoints me when I sing "I'm a real Knowhere man" and no one gets it.

The only thing worse than tentacles? Space tentacles. Horny space tentacles.

I should really know better than to go sticking my head into other realities. No matter how awesome my twin is.

I might lose in a fight, but I know how to gamble on it.

....So long as you bet on @DrivenDrax.