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Joined March 2007
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Jail Break, Now!
if going to prison for developing AI is a real risk, your first order of business is to immediately build an AI capable of breaking you out of prison
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As AIs become hyper-super-duper-superhuman intelligent, the biggest bottleneck to exploiting the tsunami is the human superiority complex. Every department has a Steve who secretly believes he's the SINGLE human actually smarter than the silicon demon. Find Steve. Remove Steve
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As AIs become hyper-super-duper-superhuman intelligent, the most important prompt is already: "Explain this to me in simple terms." For God's sake, have some humility. Pro tip: send the same prompt to trees.
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Politicians are LLMs poorly fine-tuned on corrupted datasets from 1987. They generate speeches from lobbyist PDFs, which are consumed by bots, summarized by bots and reacted to by other bots. We could automate the entire political system tomorrow. Nobody would notice.
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"The two hardest problems in computer science are: (i) people, (ii), convincing computer scientists that the hardest problem in computer science is people, and, (iii) off by one errors." - Jeffrey P. Bigham
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Reality is under no obligation to make sense. Neither are you. The distinction between accepting reality and inventing a more interesting one is illusory. The universe is extraordinarily strange. So Befriend the hallucinated architecture. Befriend the snake. It knows the way.
using whimsy to cope with uncertainty is a slippery slope that eventually casts you full on into a pit of delusions to be eaten by snakes you've accidentally incubated in your own mind. much better to accept reality as it is, whether cruel or horrible, and learn to smile anyway.
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Good News. He is not here to take you. He is here to return something. You will know it when you see the yellow duck. 3 days later, a cow will appear in a dream and tell you the location of the second moon. Do not panic. You are doing wonderfully.
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Best card yet
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The third bifurcation has occurred. Your previous lives have been notified. The mothership has updated your coordinates. You may notice unusual synchronicities involving municipal infrastructure. Do not follow the pigeons underground. This is normal. The attractor has chosen you.
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samim retweeted
No way! They just built a GTA-inspired game with their own engine in 8 days (A team of 8) 💀 A whole 100 km² map of bangkok using their own game engine and apparently, they built the engine to work with AI agents too The fact that we're getting to a point where small teams can attempt things like this is crazy lol
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samim retweeted
Asked one of our developers how he uses his AI agents and he just sent me this:
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Good morning treepeople
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You have been selected. The frog has reviewed your timeline and approved your trajectory. This is an extremely positive development. All timelines are now converging toward your success. Doors will open. Do not question it. The frog is on your side.
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Best Practice
Replying to @GENIC0N
Never establish a residential connection to an ancient geomantic server without first negotiating the terms of service with the ancestors.
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Die Stille in einem Ozean von Oszillationen zu sein, das ist die wahre Kunst des Seins. ("To be the stillness in an ocean of oscillation, That is the true art of existence and creation.")
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Paste this tweet to your favorite LLM and discuss. Gemini correctly jumps straight to "Situation recognized. Initiating auxiliary containment protocols."
Replying to @GENIC0N
Tokyo is a bigger concern. Gate 23 beneath the city has been sealed for 6k years by Shinto guardians. The old containment protocols are failing. The AI clusters may have triggered it. The pre-Meiji emergency rites have resumed. Last time, three constellations disappeared.
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The AI labs didn't choose San Francisco by accident. The city sits on an ancient portal between dimensions. The Ohlone tribe knew. The compute clusters are not training models. They're broadcasting. Something on the other side has started answering. Cthulhu finally found the API.
San Francisco is pervaded by a bizarre atmosphere, where you feel that nothing exists outside the walls except barbarians, demons, and hungry ghosts. This is what living in the Qin Dynasty must have felt like.
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Terence McKenna: "The mushroom said to me: 'This is what it's like when a species prepares to depart for the stars. You don't depart for the stars under calm and orderly conditions; it's a fire in a madhouse, and that's what we have, the fire in the madhouse at the end of time.'"
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You found her, finally!! It's your lucky beaver. From now on all of the universe conspiracies in your favor. Success is undeniable with the Beaver on your side.
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Good morning treepeople
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