(she/her) @funempradio https://teapawt.net/t.co/KqLMbW4z6J
Portland, OR
Joined February 2009
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SAME – at Portland, OR
For no reason at all, I'm randomly wondering what @pitbull is up to right now. Is he home? Is he making dinner? Reading a book? These are the important questions I would like answered.
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My newest listing is on the market! It's an awesome 2500 sq. ft. single-story house with 4 beds/2.5 baths (and a bonus room!) in Lake Oswego priced at $855,000 - more info in the listing! 🏡 zillow.com/homedetails/1941-…
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I caught the fish! I have had actual nightmares that I dropped it - I didn't!! – at Portland, OR
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My niece just pulled my business card off of the fridge (which has my picture on it) and exclaimed "it's Auntie Sarah!" and then accidentally dropped it down a crack next to the fridge; she stopped, looked at us, and whispered "She's gone." Hi I'm never sleeping again
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Waiting at a bar for my friend and am eavesdropping on a group of dudes talking about bras (?) and one of them just called them "over the shoulder boulder holders" and I don't think I've heard that phrase since like 3rd grade. Maybe they'll start talking about bloomers next!
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Watching some good old Murder She Wrote and it is just as good as when I watched it at my Grandparents house #donotbefriendswithJessicaFletcheroryouwillbemurdered
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Oh my GOD I just got my oil changed and when the tech came over to upsell me I said no thank you and then he said okay I'll be back in a minute with your keys to which I proclaimed loudly 'thanks I LOVE YOU SO MUCH' WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Does anyone else have an irrational fear of getting their oil changed? I swear I get stress sweaty just walking in knowing that there's inevitably a 'concerned' face that will come up to me telling me it's going to explode or something
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I was just driving behind a smart car that had a bumper sticker that said "if you think my car is tiny you should see my weiner" and good god I cannot stop laughing
Hi @billyeichner, I just finished watching Bros and wanted to say it is one of the best movies I have ever seen. It was so lovely and funny and smart and wonderful. Thank you for this amazing gift ❤️
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Here is a wonderful story about my friend Yohhei Sato who was a delightful and magical person; I feel lucky to have known him ❤️ m.youtube.com/watch?v=a8fpp2…
Currently driving to Joshua Tree while listening to Joshua Tree because we are nerds :) a) this is a great album b) I am so excited and c) I LOVE Palm Springs! – at Cathedral City, CA
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This was SO much fun!! Seattle friends - check out the @SklarBrothers tonight & tomorrow at the @thecrocodile - they are incredibly wonderful and hilarious and you will have the best time ever! :)
What an incredible time @HeliumComedyPdx last night. Thank you to all our people for coming out. Then the post show hang w @sarahxdylan and @GregNibler w @jeffreybaldingr @AmySklarDesign karaoke was the icing on the @BlueStarDonuts of fun. On to Seattle tonight!