Did I buy a $45 medieval princess hat at medieval times today? Yes I did, but everyone else spent $45 on beer so it evens out
The photo my photographer takes to document the moment vs the photo my mom puts on Facebook to document the moment
tt.site/t/ZPLShsGa1/ a very rare sight on the timeline: me on the verge of blacking out lmaoo
I really love all of my tattoos being pink and black but because they are pink when they are healing they look like an actual scab peeling off and it makes me wanna vom a lil
My TM surprised me and brought him up on stage but didn’t bring his headphones so the whole crowd gently whispered happy birthday cheese and he was so happy I almost cried I love my doggie
Tonight in Chicago I had a couple get engaged and also got to have someone ring the cowbell to celebrate being cancer free, thank you guys for letting me a part of your lives it means the world to me 🥲🥲🥲
Happy international lesbian day but especially to anyone that throws the lesbian flag at me during pink panther so i can have a gay superhero cape
Today we have to stop in Nebraska for the off day and we are next to an Omaha steaks factory which means the whole area smells like ground beef and cheese keeps walking out the door deep inhaling and smiling at me and idk how to tell him he can’t have any
Tbh Halloween doesn’t hit as hard as Christmas does for me because my love language is gift giving and also I already dress up in costumes year round








