Shayfer James

Reminder: You can’t advocate for gun control and civil discourse and also celebrate an assassination attempt. Get it together. Stay hinged and fucking vote.

At a cafe. Someone just ordered a “side of simple syrup” 🙄 I’m too much of a curmudgeon for this world. Also. New album is nearing completion.

Sometimes I leave junk mail in my mailbox out of spite. Like “no you don’t deserve to come inside.” There is. Something wrong with me.

I just used the phrase “A wilted iceberg lettuce of a person” to describe someone and I think it might be the meanest thing I’ve ever said.

The Venn diagram of Uber drivers and Christian rock radio listeners is apparently a circle.

Your creepy quote of the day: 🌿 "The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words." - William H. Gass #Alchemy #Words #Transformation

Your creepy quote of the day: 💀 "I am alone; I am always alone no matter what." - Patricia Highsmith, The Talented Mr. Ripley #PatriciaHighsmith #Alone #Isolation

My cosplay is curmudgeon.

Your creepy quote of the day: 🌌 "There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery." - Joseph Conrad #JosephConrad #Moonlight #Haunting

Your creepy quote of the day: 🔥 "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - William Shakespeare, Macbeth #Shakespeare #Macbeth #Tale

Your creepy quote of the day: 🗡️ "The dead travel fast." - Bram Stoker, Dracula #Dracula #BramStoker #Dead

Your creepy quote of the day: 🌑 "There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand." - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein #Frankenstein #MaryShelley #Soul

Your creepy quote of the day: 🕯️ "In the end, we are all the same. Our bones turn to dust, and we all return to the earth." - Unknown #Death #Bones #Dust

our creepy quote of the day: 🌿 "The boundary between the natural and the supernatural was a bright line in the Middle Ages. Anything that couldn’t be explained by the natural world was the work of God or the Devil." - Bill Bryson #BillBryson #MiddleAges #Supernatural

Your creepy quote of the day: 🦇 "Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win." - Stephen King #StephenKing #Monsters #Ghosts

our creepy quote of the day: 🌌 "The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." - J.R.R. Tolkien #Tolkien #Peril #Love

Your creepy quote of the day: 💀 "The darkness always seems safer than the light. I embrace the shadows because I fear the sun." - Unknown #Darkness #Fear #Shadows

Your creepy quote of the day: 📚 "Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, and yet a third of life is passed in sleep." - Lord Byron #LordByron #Death #Sleep

Your creepy quote of the day: 🌑 "It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing." - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring #Tolkien #Fear #Doubt

Your creepy quote of the day: 🔥 "I could tell you my adventures—beginning from this morning," said Alice a little timidly, "but it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then." - Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland #LewisCarroll