CIM certified/Msc IMM/Wife/Mum/ Property investor @simabel_realty Procurement Boss @simabelprocure Director @harcumen
Nuneaton, England
Joined December 2018
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We offer Uk 🇬🇧 to Nigeria 🇳🇬 services
below is our price list
Normal cargo
6£ per kg to lagos office
6.5£ per kg to abuja and Ibadan office
Clearing ;20£
*Gadgets*
Phone :55£ per phone ( shipping + duty + customs clearing )
PlayStation:160£ ( shipping and clearing )
Laptop:150£ shipping and clearing
Duration 7-12 days
That’s my Elder brother right there Tianzhu motors @THMOTORUK
He’s Beyond good with this car thingy, e fit come take long to respond oo but he too Sabi and fully booked back to back.
The people of Jesus 😌😌😌😌
Delivery O'clock!
You can't be my friend and want to settle for finance, not under my watch 🤣
Birmingham way
3hrs road trip
@THMOTORUK my oga thank you for d believe 😍
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Final Wash
This one shaaaarrrrrrp
On its way to the New Owner.
Thanks 🙏 for the support Guys
Doings from the Boss @Bia_Lomo
2014 Mercedes Benz C200
AMG PREMIUM PLUS
AUTOMATIC
75K mileage
PETROL
PANORAMIC/CREAM INTERIOR
Price : £7899
AMG Styling
Auto Tailgate
Built-In Sat Nav
Camera
Climate Control
Driving Modes
Elec Heated Seats
Front & Rear PDC
Isofix Child Seat Mounts
Leather Seats
Leather Seats
Low Mileage
Navigation
Panoramic Roof
Panoramic Sunroof
Parking Sensors
Rear Camera
I had hot pap and Moin Moin made by @HomemadebyHOJ today.
Thank you for making life easy for us @HomemadebyHOJ
We had the Ogbono you delivered as well with Plantain flour yesterday.
Thank you so much for all you do for us
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I wrote my exam for four and half hours, started exactly 10am and finished by 2:30pm.
Foolish me, I didn’t eat before starting, by 12:30pm, I am already famished, my proctor has to ask if I’m okay, it’s already shown all over my face, my stomach was rumbling and I am constantly putting my hands in my stomach, I also don’t fancy taking a break, I’m in the mood, by the time I pressed finish & got the notification that I passed, the hunger subsided, this is 5pm & I am still not in the mood to eat, success is crazy, no better appetite than it.
Congratulations Àgbàakin
She Dey deliver fish and meat pass Hebrew women
My phone rang and I picked. Before I could decipher who it was, her words were in this line...
Bob, I saw your post on Facebook. I am a caterer and I want to patronize you. I trust you from way back in school I believe you have not changed. Then she introduced herself. She was my undergrad class mate and called me by my maiden name; Bobmanuel
After the call, silence.
Some weeks later, she came back on Whatsapp to ask questions. I answered patiently.
Then... She ordered for one cow. Slaughtered and delivered as FRESH MEAT.
We sent an invoice detailing all costs.
On the 23rd October, she reached out again. Bob, I need two cows. We finalized arrangements and she paid!
I entered serious work mode. This is my first FULL COW MEAT SUPPLY and the beginning of MANY MORE TO COME.
We delivered on Thursday 29th October.
Each cow FULLY DETAILED on the number of Meat pieces she got.
She came back to say THANK YOU!
We made another business owner smile. We took off the stress of sourcing, slaughtering, cutting, and cleaning 2 COWS off her.
What's your next event, let's make like easy for you.
Live cows or Prepared meat... Royal Line Protein Hub is here to serve.
07018842832
Image A BIG COW'S Lap
Frame 1: chat GeePeeTee edit
Frame 2: my itel Phone camera
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My phone rang and I picked. Before I could decipher who it was, her words were in this line...
Bob, I saw your post on Facebook. I am a caterer and I want to patronize you. I trust you from way back in school I believe you have not changed. Then she introduced herself. She was my undergrad class mate and called me by my maiden name; Bobmanuel
After the call, silence.
Some weeks later, she came back on Whatsapp to ask questions. I answered patiently.
Then... She ordered for one cow. Slaughtered and delivered as FRESH MEAT.
We sent an invoice detailing all costs.
On the 23rd October, she reached out again. Bob, I need two cows. We finalized arrangements and she paid!
I entered serious work mode. This is my first FULL COW MEAT SUPPLY and the beginning of MANY MORE TO COME.
We delivered on Thursday 29th October.
Each cow FULLY DETAILED on the number of Meat pieces she got.
She came back to say THANK YOU!
We made another business owner smile. We took off the stress of sourcing, slaughtering, cutting, and cleaning 2 COWS off her.
What's your next event, let's make like easy for you.
Live cows or Prepared meat... Royal Line Protein Hub is here to serve.
07018842832
Image A BIG COW'S Lap
Frame 1: chat GeePeeTee edit
Frame 2: my itel Phone camera
What are the indications for having a vasectomy?
Are there any side effects or long-term effects?
Why are so many men scared of having a vasectomy?
I would love to hear from men who have had the procedure and those who have considered it but are hesitant.
Let’s have an honest conversation about it.
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thePHYSIOLOGY of you beingHORNY
during Ovulation, Menses and during Pregnancy.
WATCH SHARE. we keep on giving you complete information here.
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Live at @CitiLounge
Turn up tonight with your squad and we could link up.
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Honeymoon dump. 🇵🇹 | Country 4/4 ✔️
A coincidence that my wife was wearing the Portugal colors. She didn’t realize until I told her. 😅
It’s been an amazing honeymoon and I can’t wait to be back to work for obvious reasons. 💀💀
Is there any alternative to family planning?
Married people please help?
What do you do to prevent pregnancy 🫄?
Do you know any company that can do this signage in the Uk 🇬🇧
Please send me a dm immediately if you do
Thank you
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I lost millions because I didn’t have Nafdac approval.
I once got a deal to supply Kilishi worth millions of naira to the USA, and it was supposed to be a monthly contract.
My northern friend, who supplies date powder to the USA, connected me to the opportunity. God bless that man.
Everything was going well until they asked for our NAFDAC certificate. I explained that registration was ongoing, but they couldn’t proceed with the deal.
Just like that, I lost a deal worth millions.
Some of my distributors also lost supermarket deals because I couldn’t provide our NAFDAC certificate.
Do you know how painful it is to have customers ready to buy, the capacity to supply, but lose opportunities because of one certificate?
Sometimes, I felt ashamed of something I had no control over.
The waiting period was the most frustrating experience I’ve had in this business. I started the registration since last year.
Yesterday, one of my biggest distributors told me she’s going back to all those companies that rejected her, this time with her shoulder pad raised high.
Because Dimma Spicy Kilishi IS FINALLY NAFDAC APPROVED! ✅
Not just our Kilishi, but our Kuli Kuli, Kuli Kuli Oil and Suya Spice are all approved.
I’m not just celebrating a certificate. I’m celebrating the doors this approval will open for my brand and distributors.
We lost millions waiting, but we never gave up.
The Kilishi Lord is just getting started.
A kilo of Kilishi is 25k
Distributorship is 75k
Half slot is 37500
Reach us on only official line WhatsApp 08037577304.
Head office is at Kubwa phase 4 close to American snacks, Gado nasko road Abuja.
if any of you want to get into cyber security
Don’t miss this session.
We are ready for it Cyberangel ☺️☺️
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Today, I will be sharing a lot of gem at the Witstart Global Academy’s FREE webinar: Breaking Into Tech -Skills, Opportunities & Career Pathways! 🚀
Whether you’re considering a career transition, or looking to explore new opportunities within tech, this conversation is for you!
