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Simon

@simon_orgill
 Cape Town
Joined May 2009
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I was in China Town and there were matching hats...so yeah neighbours cat also got a hat.
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The amount of medical misinformation we grew up with in Coloured households needs to be investigated. What do you mean a watermelon is going to grow in my mag if I vriet a seed by mistake.
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Hear me out a collab of Joshua Doore X Christian Dior. Called Joshua Dior. Ok nvm.
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But your honour my partner made a Tel Game and I had ou ses. I had to klap him.
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Belinda must be the most confusing name for an Afrikaans person because why you keep telling me to phone Linda.
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Coloured Family Feuds be so crazy, because what do you mean you and Aunty Sharon don’t speak because she took Ouma’s soup ladle 20 years ago.
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It must be so hard for mense not from Cape Town getting directions from Coloureds. What do you mean I must turn right by Spotty Dog auj.
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Imagine your daddy’s name is Mark and he granned VW so much the named you Mark too. Yeah this one isn’t it is it 😪
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Swear coloured parents had us telling restaurants we were 9 years old until we were in high school just so we could eat off the kids menu.
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You ever piggyback a sick day at work. There Lorraine slat her sniffles, let me start my narrative. “Ya but it is mos going around.”
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Please share!!!!!
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Please support my crayfish tail cycling helmet business.
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A Deep Freeze in the garage is a Coloured household's version of generational wealth.
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More restaurants should have crayons and colouring books. Why am I not able to colour in a dinosaur and show my taanie more often?
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It’s slow horses day finally
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The desire to say “sien jy” after every sentence when doing my wedding vows
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Imagine knowing the ingredients to Paaper Bites Secret Flavour and having to live with that weight on you and not being able to trust anyone for life.
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Honestly make my coffin out of Rooikrans so I make lekker coals when they cremate me.
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Ok hear me out limited edition Foie Grassies
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Hear me out instead of a Wedding Cake one poesse wedding gatsby that we cut everyone a stukkie of and that’s your dite for the night.
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The need to go to a Michelin star restaurant and ask for Perinaise on the side.
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