The United Territories of The Sovereign Nation of The People’s Republic of Slowjamastan. A landlocked country with an area of 11.07 acres, surrounded by CA, USA
Republic of Slowjamastan
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🇵🇼 HISTORY WILL BE MADE. ATTENDANCE IS STRONGLY ENCOURAGED.
Among the many glorious festivities planned for Saturday, November 14th, the Republic of Slowjamastan will officially name its FINAL TWO STATES!
Witness history unfold before your very eyes. Or, at the very least, witness The Sultan struggle to cut a ceremonial ribbon with a pair of children's safety scissors.
🎀 SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 14TH AT 1PM!
Bring your family. Bring your friends. Bring your unquestioning loyalty.
BE THERE. HISTORY WILL NOT NAME ITSELF.
LONG LIVE THE MOTHERLAND! 🇵🇼
🇵🇼 SPECIAL DELIVERY FROM THE MOTHERLAND! 🛂📬
Congratulations to @tinamurley, @jazzymixsf, and @brianfigula of San Jose, California, the newest proud holders of official Slowjamastani passports!
Our highly trained government couriers have successfully completed another mission, delivering three passports without losing a single document, violating an international border, or being arrested.
🚨 STILL NOT A CITIZEN? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Over 35,000 comrades have already pledged allegiance to the Republic. Citizenship is FREE, the glory is eternal, and the paperwork is only mildly suspicious.
APPLY FOR CITIZENSHIP TODAY! Your future government is watching. 👀
LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC! 🇵🇼🦝
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🇵🇼🕺 HISTORY WILL REMEMBER THIS NIGHT.
Two international icons. One dance floor. Absolutely no supervision.
@jasonderulo meets THE SULTAN in tonight’s explosive bonus episode of Greetings from Slowjamastan!
Who taught whom? The Ministry of Dance refuses to comment.
📺 TONIGHT at 5PM Pacific on Slowjamastan State Television (YouTube)!
THE SEASON ONE BONUS YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED! 🇵🇼
youtu.be/RZ1JKGZyDhc?is=QcVC…
TONIGHT! THE FINAL FINAL EPISODE!
Just when the world thought Season One of Greetings from Slowjamastan was over, THE SULTAN RETURNS!
Tonight's BONUS EPISODE features international superstar @jasonderulo, who attempts the impossible: teaching The Sultan how to dance.
Or perhaps it is Jason who will learn a few moves from His Excellency?
One is a global music sensation. The other rules 11 acres of desert. Both believe they have rhythm.
TONIGHT! 5PM PACIFIC!
Slowjamastan State Television on YouTube!
GLORY TO THE GROOVE! LONG LIVE THE SULTAN!
🇵🇼 The people have spoken! Re-elected with 100% of the vote,
The Sultan takes his overwhelming mandate to Sacramento to meet California's leaders and advance the anti-Crocs agenda.
📺 Watch the explosive SEASON FINALE of Slowjamastan on YouTube!
youtube.com/@slowjamastan
🇵🇼 FORGET THE BLUE TSUNAMI! THE GREEN GUSHER HAS ARRIVED! 🌊💚
Democracy has spoken. And apparently, it speaks fluent Slowjamastani!
In a historic landslide, The Sultan has secured a staggering 100% of the vote, crushing his opponents, including the ones who don't exist.
Meanwhile, Mark Corona has swept the race for Chief Porder Batrol, and Rescue Rick has nailed the coveted Director of Emergency Services position. (Plus, he owns the firetruck, so there's that.)
International election observers have called the results "mathematically suspicious, but emotionally inspiring."
The people have spoken. All of them. Every single one. Coincidentally, they all agree.
GLORY TO THE GREEN GUSHER! LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY! 🇵🇼
🇵🇼 BREAKING: THE SULTAN IS THIS YEAR’S MOST POPULAR HALLOWEEN COSTUME!
The Ministry of Costumes has confirmed a landslide victory.
Pictured: Proud Slowjamastani citizen and passport holder Atticus, rocking his finest Sultan costume and looking dangerously close to staging a coup.
The resemblance is so convincing, government officials are concerned.
ALL HAIL ATTICUS! 👑🇵🇼
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Get out and VOTE!
slowjamastan.org/2024/10/29/…
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Here we grow again!
Meet the newest of over 35,000 Slowjamastanis from all around the world. Are YOU a citizen yet???
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A bit premature, John! 🇵🇼 The Sultan looks forward to welcoming you on November 14th, when His Excellency can personally greet you with all the pomp, circumstance, and unnecessary government protocol you deserve! 🫡
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🇵🇼 ATTENTION, COMRADES! THE GLORIOUS SEASON PREMIERE HAS ARRIVED!
By supreme decree of His Excellency, The Sultan, Greetings from Slowjamastan returns to your screens! Witness unprecedented diplomacy, questionable government decisions, and the unstoppable rise of the world's mightiest desert superpower! This season, our Supreme Leader marches all the way to California Governor Gavin Newsom's office, armed with proposed legislation to BAN CROCS throughout the Golden State!
Will California finally embrace civilized footwear? The Ministry of State Television demands your viewership! Failure to watch will be noted in your permanent citizenship file.
LONG LIVE THE SULTAN! GLORY TO SLOWJAMASTAN! 🇵🇼 — at Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom's Office.
John and Mark bow in reverence upon entering the glorious Republic of Slowjamastan.
The Ministry of Tourism applauds this spontaneous display of respect for our great nation and encourages all future visitors to follow their example. 🇵🇼
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October's Sultan Sun™ drops any moment.
Are you subscribed?
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🚨 EPISODE 9: A GINUWINE PROBLEM 🚨
CITIZENS! The Ministry of Culture has successfully detained American R&B superstar GINUWINE for mandatory lyrical reeducation.
His crime? Performing a song called “Pony” when the national animal of Slowjamastan is clearly the RACCOON.
His Excellency, The Sultan, personally entered Ginuwine’s dressing room to demand immediate revisions to this culturally insensitive composition.
What followed was a tense diplomatic confrontation, high-level musical negotiations, and a historic attempt to bring American R&B into compliance with Slowjamastani law.
🎬 EPISODE 9 IS NOW STREAMING ON YOUTUBE!
WATCH. LEARN. OBEY.
LONG LIVE THE SULTAN! 🇵🇼
#slowjamastan #ginuwine #pony #rdub #micronation
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Comrades! His Excellency, The Sultan of Slowjamastan, has officially arrived in Bangkok, Thailand, to address the masses at the Extraordinary Travel Festival!
Having traveled to every country in the world, The Sultan did what any reasonable person would do next: he started his own. Now he travels the globe sharing his inspiring story of international exploration, questionable nation-building, and the ongoing fight against Crocs.
The world has 193 UN member nations. The Sultan has visited them all. Now he invites the world to visit his! 🇵🇼
