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Stan Dyck

@stand

If you take anything I say here (including this) seriously you're a damn fool. @stand@mastodon.cloud

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Joined March 2007
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Me to twitter right now: – at Seattle, WA
Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) profile pictureMondo Mascots@mondomascots18 Dec 2022
Taiwan 7-Eleven mascot Open-chan flies away.
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I endorse Kamala Harris for President of the United States of America. [❤️ to endorse, RT to annoy the platform owners]
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Not at the same time tho. – at Seattle, WA
Midwest vs. The Rest (@midwestern_ope) profile pictureMidwest vs. The Rest
@midwestern_ope28 Apr 2024
Every Midwest household has this random bowl that is used for popcorn, trick-or-treating, or barf
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Beavers gotta beaver – at Seattle, WA
Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) profile pictureBuitengebieden
@buitengebieden18 Sep 2023
This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn, Watch the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though it’s never seen its parents build one..
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The president can also direct someone else to do the same things with the promise of a pardon, no? – at Seattle, WA
David Frum (@davidfrum) profile pictureDavid Frum
@davidfrum15 Sep 2023
If a president can pardon himself, he can commit any federal crime with impunity. He can counterfeit money, engage in piracy, murder the First Lady in the White House, then burn down the White House itself. If the legal outcome is absurd, the legal theory is wrong.
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Ryan Gosling as geese. A thread.
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The Holiest of Mountains! Welcome to the neighborhood!
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Finished the first half of the Book of the Long Sun so it’s time for the traditional celebratory snack.
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Reading up on the gravitational wave background and pulsar timing arrays tonight for no particular reason. 🤓 #astrogeek – at Seattle, WA
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Happy Hal McRae Meltdown Day for those who celebrate. – at Seattle, WA
This Day In Sports Clips (@TDISportsClips) profile pictureThis Day In Sports Clips
@TDISportsClips26 Apr 2023
April 26, 1993: **NSFW** After a 5-3 loss to Detroit, Kansas City Royals manager Hal McRae goes on one of the greatest postgame meltdowns ever
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If you’ve ever had a pet, listen. – at Seattle, WA
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You need to pay the elephant tax. – at Seattle, WA
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Please please please! – at Seattle, WA
seattle newswire (@seattlebrief) profile pictureseattle newswire@seattlebrief14 Feb 2023
A new vision for walkable, bikeable Aurora Avenue North - Axios Seattle axios.com/local/seattle/2023…
A new vision for walkable, bikeable Aurora Avenue North

A new vision for walkable, bikeable Aurora Avenue North

"Right now, Aurora is a scar that people don't want to cross." A $50 million state investment aims to change that.

axios.com
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Steve (@McCleary8908) profile picture
Steve@McCleary890813 Feb 2023
Hands down the most cringe coach in the NFL. Even his QB gets annoyed by him
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This one aged quite well. – at Seattle, WA
Rany Jazayerli (@jazayerli) profile pictureRany Jazayerli@jazayerli13 Feb 2023
The good news is that the "Patrick Mahomes when down double digits" beacon has been activated. The bad news is everything else.
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Just stunned. I can’t believe my Chiefs won that game. Woo hoo! – at Seattle, WA
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Hilarious!
LongHairNasaGuy (@LongHairNasaGuy) profile pictureLongHairNasaGuy@LongHairNasaGuy11 Feb 2023
Replying to @LeilaBelkora @TodLauer @MatthewSievert
As you can see, I didn't take time to do a proper plate correction. I suppose it should really be a .fits image.
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This one just cannot be beat! – at Seattle, WA
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLB6 Feb 2023
Drop a baseball GIF of how you feel about pitchers and catchers reporting next week. ⬇️
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Ouch! That hurts. – at Seattle, WA
euan mccolm (@euanmccolm) profile pictureeuan mccolm@euanmccolm6 Feb 2023
Every damned day, something makes me feel ancient. Today, it's a clown sub telling us Bonnie Raitt is unknown.
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John Bull (@garius) profile picture
John Bull@garius3 Feb 2023
Exactly one year ago today, a certain formerly-feral kitty felt brave enough to explore our master bedroom for the first time. What he found there blew his little street kitty mind. Twitter, today is the first anniversary of Napoleon discovering duvets exist.
Kitty sprawled out on duvet, brain broken in amazement at the softness of it.

ALT Kitty sprawled out on duvet, brain broken in amazement at the softness of it.

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