Stephane Ceretti

The new Chief of Staff is Draco Malfoy

They’re already done calling the midterms, so Kornacki is just describing the differences between the three Burbank AMCs:

🚨 0.77€ de taxe pour regarder un film Netflix ! Ce vendredi, les députés viennent d'adopter un amendement socialiste visant à taxer les données qui circulent sur Internet à hauteur de 5,5 centimes par gigaoctet reçu en France. Ils ont complètement pété les plombs. Voici quelques exemples de ce que ça va désormais vous coûter : 🔴 Vous regardez un film Netflix de 2 heures en 4K ? Jusqu'à 0,77 € de taxe brute sur les données transmises. 🔴 Vous téléchargez un jeu vidéo de 150 Go ? 8,25 €. 🔴 Vous récupérez 200 Go de photos personnelles stockées chez Google ? 11 €. 🔴 Vous rapatriez 1 To de vos propres fichiers depuis Google Drive ? 55 €. 🔴 Vous restaurez 2 To de sauvegardes après une panne informatique ? 110 €. Ces taxes seront facturées aux plateformes américaines, qui vous vous en doutez bien, vous redescendront la facture ! Ils sont en train de construire une fiscalité qui pénalise le simple fait de transmettre de la donnée. Et ceci alors que nous sommes à l'aube d'une révolution technologique majeure avec l'IA ! Pour rester compétitifs, tous les pays doivent accélérer leur transformation numérique. Et nous en France, que trouve-t-on comme idée de génie ? UNE PUTAIN DE TAXE SUR LA DATA ! Et en plus ils ont le culot de nous la présenter comme une mesure écologique qui encouragerait à réduire les volumes de données échangées. Quelle bande de guignols. Il faut être totalement déconnecté des réalités économiques pour considérer qu'un pays peut retrouver sa prospérité en multipliant indéfiniment les prélèvements sur les activités productives. Cet amendement n'est pas encore une loi définitive, mais le simple fait qu'une telle proposition ait été adoptée à l'Assemblée nationale en dit long sur la manière dont nous sommes gouvernés. Ces fous du bus vont vraiment nous mettre au fond du ravin.

Né un 28 octobre : Coluche, humoriste, acteur, et cuisinier pour les chats de son quartier, dans l'émission 30 Millions d'Amis (1985), c'était un an avant sa disparition...

You Can See Everything w/ Jamie Lee Curtis 🤣 #FallonTonight

Walter Koenig, who played Chekov in the original “Star Trek” series and seven “Star Trek” feature films, has died at 90. variety.com/2026/film/news/w…

#ClayfaceMovie made its mark and is the #1 MOVIE IN THE WORLD. Now playing only in theaters! fandan.co/clayface

It's a great day to see Clayface.

The internet remains undefeated.

#TheGrade is in and it's an A- for @ClayfaceMovieDC. cinemascore.com

Outrage from @LADWP customers who say their bills have tripled in recent months. @AnnieRoseNews talked to one woman whose bill is $24K. We at @KTLA invite the LADWP Board to come to talk to us about this. ktla.com/news/local-news/sky…

🤬 Finland: Google cleared an estimated 250,000 trees across 330 hectares at Muhos for a data centre before the required environmental assessment was completed, The Guardian reports. Police are investigating suspected illegal logging. Google told the BBC it had “fallen short of our own high standards in this instance”.

Tom Skerritt, 'Picket Fences' and 'Alien' Star, Dies at 93 variety.com/2026/film/news/t…

Absolutely spot on and incredibly terrifying!

A farmer, tired of rats destroying his crops and stealing his grain, came up with a clever but cruel plan. He threw a dead pig into a deep, abandoned well. Attracted by the smell, nearly 80 rats rushed into the well to feast on the carcass. At first, everything seemed wonderful. There was more than enough food for everyone, and the rats ate until they were satisfied. But when the food was gone, they discovered something terrifying. The walls of the well were too steep to climb. They were trapped. Days passed, and hunger turned into desperation. Desperation turned into aggression. The rats that had once eaten peacefully beside one another began fighting for survival. Eventually, they began killing and eating each other. One by one, their numbers dwindled until only a single rat remained. Its eyes were bloodshot, and it had survived by consuming its own kind. Then the farmer returned, lowered a rope into the well, and rescued the last surviving rat. But he didn't save it out of kindness or compassion. The farmer knew the rat had learned to survive by hunting other rats. When he released it into his fields, it would continue killing its own kind instead of eating his grain. The farmer had turned his enemy into his greatest weapon. And that is the lesson of divide and conquer. Those who control the trap don't need to fight the battles themselves. They simply create the conditions in which others turn against one another. The rats believed their enemies were the other rats. They never realized that the true enemy was the farmer who had put them there. The greatest danger isn't always the enemy standing in front of you. Sometimes it's the one who created the conflict and stands quietly watching you destroy each other. Before you turn against your neighbor because of their political beliefs, ask yourself who benefits from keeping Americans divided. While we fight each other over Republican and Democrat, we may be overlooking those who profit from the conflict. Perhaps the real question isn't which side you're on, but who built the well—and why they want us fighting at the bottom of it.