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I feel like it should be cheaper for regulars to drink on karaoke night, because for fucks sake
If you’ve had “three really good dates” with some guy who you are “staying with over the holidays” you can definitely tell me that before the date as opposed to immediately after I paid for the first round
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Got told there was a Texas State band member who was escorted from the stadium due to throwing a trident at the Nevada football players.
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Things that only happen in Austin: being yelled out by a self identified “drag queen” because I don’t think migrants crossing the river should have to deal with Gregg Abbotts morally reprehensible spiked floating wall.
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Who will get the job done this week? 🤔
@ThePME previews his picks for @USOpenGolf.
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The apple fitness app doesn’t seem to understand that if it’s a thousand degrees outside I’m not going to walk as much. Why did it take a year to learn my “trends” to not even understand this?
I'm flying from St. Louis to Canada to eventually get to Austin (12+ hours with layovers) on Delta tomorrow. Thanks #SouthwestAirlines
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Some of the usual suspects are using Zelensky's visit to whine about how expensive aid to Ukraine is, so it's a good opportunity for this CEPA report that notes that for just 5% of the US military budget, we've disabled 50% of Russia's military power. cepa.org/article/its-costing…
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covid was developed in an emerald mine in zambia and is spread through contact with teslas
Twitter will no longer enforce its COVID-19 misinformation policy, according to a note posted to its website. trib.al/9cULeek
Buday was definitely winning but he definitely should have been DQed for that shot. I'm not sure how you can say that was unintentional. He lined it up. #UFCVegas51