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Some of the "poor person's house" backgrounds I use on calls with my employees. If I match the lighting, angle, and don't move too much they work fairly well.
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The grill is his only refuge. The grill is all. He flips the meat, he braises it. He can never stop. If he stops, the thoughts intrude. He skewers the meat. He drinks the whiskey. He is alone in the universe.
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one time on mushrooms i decided i should be living off nuts & seeds like a little squirrel, so I went to Whole Foods and blew my whole paycheck on nuts & seeds. then all week I had no money and DID have to live off nuts & seeds, and let me tell you I WAS SO WRONG. it sucked
