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This is Susan. I took this in Jul 2022. April 6, 2024 she did a 1/2 Ironman at 61. Her umpteenth one. April 9th she passed away despite being in better shape than people 1/2 her age. She had all the character traits I aim to have. ♥️ Her. May she RIP. The life lotto is not fair.
17 years ago now for this photo. I still love you and I still hate you. But I'll miss you for the rest of my life. May you RIP. ❤️ 8/11/2018
If you knew Streko, please drop a comment of your favorite memory of him.
I'm incredibly shocked to hear about the passing of Bruce Clay. I don't even know how many panels we did together, or how many drinks we had together. Most people under 40 who work in this field owe him gratitude for helping to create this industry. RIP.
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Still valid. #obligatory2026post
Every time I come on this site and read my feed I remember why I rarely come on this site anymore. #obligatory2025post
Every time I come on this site and read my feed I remember why I rarely come on this site anymore. #obligatory2025post
We may have been the defending Houston TAP 9-ball cash champions coming in, but we couldn't eek it out this year. We did however take third, which got us in the money. We'll take it.
Ten years later, the legal system catches up to my 2014 post on the same 😂😂
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Obligatory link to 2014 referenced post.
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Been getting ignored by @scribe customer support for weeks. Can't be bothered to answer certain questions because I'm not trying to sign up for enterprise. Penny wise and pound foolish. Shame. Looked promising.
My bestie is not having a good day. Tree fell on her main house. She's at Airbnb of hers further away - still storming but not as bad. Opened door to let her dog out & a possum seeking shelter on porch ran INTO house. I'm dead. That is a bigger nightmare than this hurricane. 😂😂
Aaaaaaaaaand we lost power.
Increasing strength wind & rains from Beryl woke me up an hour ago. The sounds of the poor tree frogs screaming for help in unison is keeping me up. Based on updates from local weather outlets, eye will be passing right over us at some point. Please let this thing move quick.
I'm in an Uber right now & dude is listening to a book on tape about manipulative women. I shit you not. Last line started with "However, women sent by Satan will..."
If I go missing, y'all know where to have the police start the investigation.
WHY DO YOU NOT EVER REMEMBER WHAT I WAS WATCHING @paramountplus ????
Ended up on a video that went down memory lane today. @mattcutts I hope you're doing well.
I love Texas. I do. Tex-mex is one of my faves. But when I look at a list of best Italian restaurants here, as someone who grew up in Jersey, I shed a (big) tear. I've had these places. And just, no. These people think it's not just good, but amazing? Now I shed a tear for them.
Please do not give your menu sections cute/clever titles in Doordash and Uber Eats. "The Chicago connection" means nothing to me. Thanks.



