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There’s something deeply old-money about owning a $12.5M estate in Coral Gables instead of a flashy waterfront penthouse.
Eight bedrooms, museum-quality finishes, a private elevator, and half an acre of land. 🥂 DM me for details.
Now it’s time to vote on it!! 💌📫
Florida, vote YES on Amendment 3!!
Just wrote a letter to @GovRonDeSantis to get rid of FL property taxes.
Owning something means that it is yours & nobody can take it from you.
Florida should set the example - that when you buy land in Florida, it belongs to you, plain and simple! 👏👏
Florida, this is our moment!! Vote YES on Amendment 3 for lower property taxes 💰
Tomorrow Florida votes on Amendment 3, the property tax measure.
The homestead exemption would go from $50,000 to $150,000 in 2027 and $250,000 in 2028.
Non-homestead assessment growth drops from 10% to 5%. It needs 60% to pass.
Cities and counties could raise millage rates to make up for it. How are you voting?
There are things I will happily share online.
There are clients, conversations, properties and transactions you will never hear a word about.
Knowing the difference matters to me.
There are waterfront mansions, and then there are 1.26-acre compounds behind the gates of Gables Estates with enough dockage for multiple yachts.
$78M. Eight bedroom suites. Private spa. 14-seat theater. 🛥️
DM me for a private tour.
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Pilot flew strait into an updraft of a 45,000 foot cell.
Next time you complain about your airplane spending an extra 30 minutes going around a storm...now you remember why.
*Listener discretion advised, ATC audio from the accident.
A Learjet 60 crashed in Palm Beach County, Florida earlier today. The pilot reported moderate turbulence along with icing conditions. The aircraft departed Austin, Texas heading towards the Bahamas. The pilot later reported descending at 20,000 feet per minute.
Audio via @liveatc and tracking via @ADSBex
I think discretion is one of the most underrated qualities in real estate.
You’re often being trusted with someone’s finances, family circumstances, future plans and sometimes simply the knowledge that they’re considering a move before anyone else knows.
That information isn’t content. It’s private. <3
I don’t want to go to a restaurant where the waiter tells me about the wine.
I want to walk into my own custom wine cellar, pick a bottle, and drink it beside my private pool. 🍷
$7.55M in Miami's Coconut Grove.
For anyone who has quietly followed me for years but would feel weird randomly messaging me about real estate:
Please don’t 😂 You already know me.
Tell me what you’re thinking about buying, selling or investing in.
Even if it’s just the beginning of an idea, I’m happy to talk through it, point you toward the right resources or make an introduction.
And anything you share with me privately stays private.
Before Cartier was something you begged your boyfriend for, Pierre Cartier was helping design mansions like this. 💎
$65M for a Gilded Age palace on Manhattan’s Upper East Side. Eight bedrooms, marble fireplaces, and 14 bathrooms.
DM me for details.
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This whole aesthetic is gonna make a big comeback and I'm so here for it.
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The shitposts got you here. ✨
Now, let me show you around @Roam.
One unexpected benefit of being extremely online for a very long time is that I know the most wonderfully random collection of people 😂
Finance people. Founders. Lawyers. Investors. Developers. Artists. Agents. People in cities I’ve visited once and people I’ve engaged with virtually who I've never met in person.
If any of you are ever looking for real estate, in South Florida or elsewhere, please message me...I'd love to help you!
Unpopular opinion: Spending $69M on a house that looks like a Bond villain’s HQ is infinitely sexier than buying another generic ski chalet.
3.57 private acres in Aspen, mountain views, river access, and your own pond. 🥃
DM me for a showing.
