Ada Goggles

It's 59 degrees, time to bust out the fall fashion! #sweatpantsweather

A Padrones pizza is as good as flowers any day. #bemine

The first weekend of school falls on Labor Day weekend...it's like they WANT us to go party.

"Aren't those upperclassmen so nice showing us around and helping us move in?" Yes freshman. Fall into our web of lies.

Freshman. Get ready to look through the goggles. #goodbyestandards

Saturday night's slim pickings here in Summer. #wherethosebitchesat

Remember: seniors are leaving campus probably never to see your asses again. Make it count #onenightstandingonly

If she's wearing green, get a crowd to chant "chug mutherfucker!" Until she'll go home with you. #stpussysday

I love Justin and Miley too! #BeMyValentine #toodesperate

Chlamydia and calories don't matter on holidays #BeMyValentine

I want your underbite as much as I want you under me #BeMyValentine

Day before Valentines day in Ada. When desperation gets so high that a 2 becomes a 10. #Desperatelife #getyourgoggleson

This Valentines day I'm planning to have a hot all nighter with my one true love, Jack Daniels.

You have not lived till you've had #PolarBearUp sex. Those mittens will change your life.

Enjoying another day off by sleeping in. Wait the university is closed anyway? Cool.

Life in Ada is basically Flappy Bird. You feel like you've wasted so much time on it, and all you want to do is score as many times you can.

No class tomorrow? Time to drink all night! ...not that classes have stopped me from doing it before. #polarbeerdown

Just started blowing people till they canceled classes. Six dicks later it finally worked.

Who do I have to blow to get a delay around here? #PolarBearDown

All those extra layers just make the race to your South Pole that much sweeter #PolarBearUp