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Foreign girl. Mincemeat Bingo Attendant. Exceptional from a meme perspective. The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. She/Her ✨

Joined February 2011
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mcpdc was never just a christmas song but it does slap on the gesture synth @bleachersmusic
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bleachers did write a christmas song, it's just not merry christmas please don't call, it's I miss those days
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When the wifi cut out ten minutes before the end of the new Ted Lasso episode... I should have listened. I should have seen the sign and just stopped watching.
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jack antonoff writing lyrics like "in you I see a war I chose to fight" and releasing them on a random friday as if that wouldn't break me? okay, shana tova to you too I guess. caught myself believing @bleachersmusic
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this is the ted lasso writing I know and love. rom-communism at its best. I want to find the person who wrote this callback and give them a hug
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jamie tartt has the power to heal everything about my life that feels broken
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five years of this perfect song today and it's as good as the first time I heard it. god I want a secret life @bleachersmusic @jackantonoff
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god, the new bleachers album is a special one. every lyric inspires me in a different way. the truth is too dark and there's too much to lose. thanks for this one, @jackantonoff @bleachersmusic
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in my head: acoustic you and forever is for everyone in my heart: acoustic you and forever is for me personally, an attack on my mental wellbeing, played on every interview specifically to make me cry, etc
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upstairs at els quoting "I know I was lost but I miss those days", oh jack antonoff when I catch you I swear-
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see you in kingston @bleachersmusic @jackantonoff I'm not joking about that or at all x
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welcome to mi5, @mincemeatlive year 4 cast
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new maisie peters album comes out same day as new bleachers album, may 22nd huge day for annoying people (me)
hello my daisies!! i’m afraid i have some unfortunate news - due to circumstances out of my control, florescence will now come out on the 22nd may. i know how excited you all are to have the record, and you know i have been counting down the days til i can give it to you …
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got a text from my bank saying "someone's paying quite a lot in foreign currency on your credit card, was it maybe stolen?" but no, it's just me buying bleachers tickets to feel something
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manifesting bleachers europe tour tickets tomorrow for all my bleachers friends so we can sing this together in every major city in the continent. glory to the ones on the edge @bleachersmusic
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how it started how it's going
proud to present, with honor, with the last night on earth guaranteed every night: BLEACHERS FOREVER :: THE 2026 EU / UK TOUR. presale begins on wednesday, april 15th at 10 am local. register at: bleachers.ffm.to/ukeu
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You can say a lot of things about Jack Antonoff but he does have the unique talent of releasing the songs I need to hear right when I need to hear them
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I can already tell this is going to be wild to sing along to live, only my people can see me @bleachersmusic @jackantonoff
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turns out having a black eye makes me feel closer to jack antonoff than ever before. truly losing track of all of god's indifference. b5 era already blows me away, @jackantonoff @bleachersmusic forever
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It's time for a new version of @mincemeatbway understudy bingo 💛
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