#TheCDCsays you can now pee if there are less than five people in the pool.
It started with a possible Peleton ad, then there was so much red tape multiple people were tangled, and then surprise tap dancing! What am I watching that happens ever four (to five or 2) years? ;)
Three reasons to keep wearing a mask:
3-to keep protecting those around you who maybe can’t have the vaccine (ie kids).
2-haven’t had a cold or been sick for over a year!
1-perhaps the most satisfying: Men telling me “to smile” has STOPPED.
During the record breaking heat wave, when it’s impossible to shut our windows, who are these sadists blasting shitty music?
# How do I show people who have a special place waiting for them in hell, without saying they are going to hell...
My first posted LIFE HACK: during heatwaves put a slightly wet (clean!) tank top in the freezer and then wear it to bed. It gets your body temp cool enough to sleep. I’m putting some underwears in the freezer next!
On #teamkitamean! Fingers crossed for Rupaul’s drag race down under!
The CDC now says that those who are vaccinated, even if it’s only one shot, are allowed to order pizza on a Wednesday if they just don’t feel like making dinner.
After a stressful outing as a couple, in full honesty I turned to my husband to say: thanks for letting me yell at you. I find it comforting. (He laughed. Marriage, am I right?).
Please don’t cancel skinny jeans… because of gaining pandemic pounds, all my jeans are skinny jeans.
Finally reclimbed Jon dean Park to Pickles Bluff. You can see the city of Victoria in the way distance and you can also see two idiots who forgot to bring water on a forty story climb! Had to nap after to recover. #worthit
In an effort to support #BellLetsTalk imma tweeting this hashtag and thank them for donating to mental health initiatives. Also-we could all use some good mental health nowadays! Please retweet as they donate $ for every tweet and retweet!
After watching NETFLIX’s Pretend It’s A City, my husband has discovered that Fran Lebowitz is his spirit animal.
Grateful for the kinda skylight we can afford... glorious camping @ China Beach in Juan De Fuca Park.
I’m fearful of the day robots learn how to click the “I am not a robot” box. That will be the beginning of our impending doom.
Just discovered the show that must have been the inspiration for one of my fav Key and Keele sketches of all time: [Original] youtu.be/fRscYVvEFt8 via @YouTube
An excellent how-to guide pitching a show! scriptreaderpro.com/how-to-p…
Amazing guide from @ScriptReaderPro








