Asylum New York

Union Bedbug Replaces Union Rat http://tinyurl.com/25ks37c #ScaryInflatables

Jogging marathon runner leads to discovery of "joggling." http://tinyurl.com/36nd8q6

Meet the McRib superfans! http://tinyurl.com/24gy7pu

Holy Yuletide! Robot Santa is coming to town! http://tinyurl.com/2db94j7

Customize your own burger at 4Food -- and get paid for it! http://tinyurl.com/33ksmd5

For our latest installment of "Hood Dates," we tell you how to get romantic in Coney Island. Does not involving shooting any freaks.

Introducing 'Hood Dates, a new series featuring great date ideas by NYC neighborhood. First up: Brooklyn Heights! http://tinyurl.com/368nv2t

Were you one of the P.S. 41 students pranked by Muhammad Ali in 1974? A TV exec is looking for you! http://tinyurl.com/3xkyn3k

Bicyclist finds her stolen bike on Craigslist and busts the thief in sting operation: http://tinyurl.com/32stueg

Hey Boston fans! Here's what you should wear to tonight's Red Sox/Yankees game: http://tinyurl.com/22vrap9 (Also? You suck.)

In which @PatKiernan offers name suggestions for the new "New York 1" apple: http://tinyurl.com/2aju274

Jews get their own NYC subway map: http://tinyurl.com/2wjumcl

Godfather-inspired wiener (topped with spaghetti!) takes prize at hot dog cookoff: http://tinyurl.com/2w3tr67

Is there a smellier subway station than 34th Street? Let us know! http://tinyurl.com/36f3vdb

An investigation of the "parmesan and hot vomit" stench at the 34th Street subway station: http://tinyurl.com/36f3vdb

Crowd-sourcing a search for Sammy, the lost pup. Please retweet so his owner can find him! http://tinyurl.com/2wxqol9

A photo gallery of the ladies of NYC Bike Polo: http://tinyurl.com/27cr6m6

Al Gore's son wins his Wall Street boxing debut -- we've got the video evidence. http://tinyurl.com/25wdtr6

We talked to @datingbrian about his quest to have 30 dates in 30 days. http://tinyurl.com/2f7gs3r

An exclusive interview with the owner of Martin, the amazing balancing dog! http://tinyurl.com/38qcsvm