Bad Luck Dancer

Loses one dance shoe. Left foot. #badluckdancer

Gorgeous arabesque. Sickled foot. #badluckdancer

Pointe solo. Accidentally mistakes baby powder for rosin. #badluckdancer

Student teaches class. Demon children. #badluckdancer

Loses dance competition. To Ellen DeGeneres. #badluckdancer

Tight hot shorts at beginning of performance. Thong by the end. #badluckdancer

Gets costume and tries it on. Fat rolls appear. #badluckdancer

Tapping off the stage. Falls in wings. #badluckdancer

Pale skin. Blinds everyone in audience. #badluckdancer

Floor barre. Hips ache for days. #badluckdancer

Sub for dance class. Hitler. #badluckdancer

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Goes on Dance Moms. Doesn't even make the pyramid. #badluckdancer

Gets new choreographer. Nigel Lythgoe. #badluckdancer

Goes to awards. Only gets the stuff they hand out for free. #badluckdancer

Shows up late to rehearsal. Forgot dance bag. #badluckdancer

Gets fundraising packet. Candles. #badluckdancer

Lowest trophy is High Silver. Gets Bronze. #badluckdancer

Gets lead role in dance movie. Dance Flick. #badluckdancer