☃️ Bob Eckstein

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Even close-up, one can’t see the 10-point font under the B that says”Hall of Fame.” Free. Money used goes to charity. Favorite machine? The Flintstones car that is also a pinball machine. Tomorrow we see the Flintstones car from the movie at the @HOLLYWOODCARSM1. Yabba Dabba Do!

Remember today is, "When I moved to China," day. Every answer to a question. (I might have made this up.)

Happy No Kings Day. Just 17 more days and then other unforeseen things will go wrong. #NoKingsDay

How would I feel if I learned Dad was a Doobie? @nytimes : tinyurl.com/5n7y7wdh

My last Substack, Writer’s Workshop Wednesday, drew about 120 million views, more than all the NFL games combined. tinyurl.com/bwwjbxfe

Friday! I will be doing a LIVE walk through the park. I will be muttering to myself about publishing. Anyone can join—it‘s a public park.

TV show No Problemas is shooting in my neighborhood and there is NO parking. No Problemas? No, gran problema.

Hey, wish me well, folks—I have a big meeting today. Hoping this Zoom is with real people and this is not an elaborate scam that will wipe me out.

For those who use The Bob Substack as their main news source, I have not been banned from the White House, I just chose not to go. thebob.substack.com

This is the water fountain at my gym. Membership is free and the machines are usually empty.

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It’s the match of the year…and almost midnight. This is how you get kids into the sport of tennis? My prediction? The match won’t end until 3 am, the earliest.

Rooting on neighbor and Columbia Men's Tennis #1 player, Michael Zheng, in 1st round of US Open Tennis Championships on YouTube TV @espn Access, Court 10. @CULionsMTEN @YouTubeTV @usopen

I’ve made a decision. Olives, like sun-dried tomatoes, have such a strong flavor, that they dominate the pizza. As of today I will stop adding olives…or sun-dried tomatoes, on my pizzas.

Encore? An Everything pizza with 48 ingredients. If you HAVE a life, this recipe is not for you. Preparation one hour; mozzarella, garlic, tomato, spinach, mushrooms, oregano, basil, olive oil, green & black olives, red peppers, eggplant, sauce, sausage, and 37 types of cheese.

The Bob. The new CNN. thebob.substack.com/

My cartoon doesn't really work--no matter what I come up with, what's really happening is more fantastical. Thanks to @WeeklyHumorist and @martydundics for letting me try.