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My tweets represent the collective opinions of every major company ever. My board game - https://teapawt.net/t.co/cNO7DHIoVC

California
Joined June 2010
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Hello everybody, we just launched the Kickstarter for the new @Fable_Fury board game expansion. Been a lot of work from the team leading up to it, would be very epic if you check it out because it's a super fun game :D kickstarter.com/projects/fab…
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When the triple dipper hits @nothinbutlag
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A couple years ago we launched the @Fable_Fury board game, and now we are going to be releasing the first big expansion, Magic and Mayhem. I know not everyone is here for table top, but a lot of people got Fable Fury, so check out the pre launch if you're interested O_O
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You can check out the pre launch and reserve a copy to get the Fable Fury Bros expansion for free (2nd photo above). AND THEN YOU CAN PLAY AS ME WOWIE fablefury.com/magic
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Aw man I can't believe it's been 15 years
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Currently learning Japanese
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A song I made myself, for which I have the FL Studio project files on my PC. What an absolute joke the content ID system is.
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Good news everyone, after removing their heads from their buttholes, they realized that CaptainSparklez is CaptainSparklez and released their claim. Imagine how many "Turn It Up" uses on other channels they have probably claimed, though. Fun times.
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When your room mate likes snakes @KaraCorvus
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My life has felt empty without MCC
👑 Announcing team Cyan Coyotes 👑 @CaptainSparklez @ElainaExe @GeminiTayMC @4_cvit Watch them in MCC: Pride 26 on Saturday 27th June at 8pm BST!
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Hello everybody, our friends @LogitechG are doing a sale on the headset I use, (Astro A50 X) for the next few days and you can add code CaptainSparklez for even more savings and it is very epic :D #LogitechGPartner logitechg.com/en-us/shop/p/a…
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Small man, big gate
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World's best beta tester
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If any billionaires are reading this, I have an original Minecon cape in mint condition, can't even tell it's been worn
TwitchCon 2026 exclusive Minecraft Crafter Cape codes are already selling for $500 to over $1,000 on eBay In-person attendees have to partake in a multi-step Minecraft-themed quest to obtain a code
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I can't believe YouTube is demonetizing my GeoGuessr videos
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Went to Japan
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The Dow may no longer be over 50,000, but at least in the next few days the cost of a barrel of oil will be
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Twitter is great now because it’s an algorithmically sorted feed of day old AI generated videos with 20 top replies asking grok “is this real”. News and critical thinking are bad so this is beneficial to society
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