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The artist formerly known as Chaos .. Now just a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is .. 😁😁 .. Retired and living the dream in The Lakes 😱😱 ..

Chaostown, Cumbria / The Lakes
Joined February 2012
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Five days ago I sent a small parcel from Barrow in Furness Post Office to Alberta in Canada. That same night tracking showed it was at Preston Mail Centre πŸ‘ Five days later it's still at Preston Mail Centre 🀬🀬
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This is exactly the sort of job I would get sent to ... πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Undoubtedly some (not all, I agree) of this 'oversized procurement' will be a result of the p*** poor police procurement management .. e.g. I'm a 36" waist with any High Street clothing store or supermarket .. policing trousers wise I was having to order 44" or even 46" waist 🀬
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I'm addition, despite being an L or XL coat wise depending on brand, my police fleeces or High Vis had to be XXLat least to fit over the carriage vest and equipment .. details matter 🀬
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The Mountain Rescue teams are too polite to say it, but I'm not .. what a complete and utter idiot (other words available) 🀬🀬🀬 bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqe9…
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God bless Mountain Rescue πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #RealHeroes
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People at work were showing each other cute pics of their dogs ... So I showed them one of our hound .. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Windows updates .. they're like buses None for ages, then you get two at once πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Mayday mayday .. #MrsC has put the heating on .. what do I do now ??? 😱😱😱 Where's them proper northerners @MikePannett and @MentalHealthCop when you need backup fast 😱😱😱
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Constable Chaos retweeted
America desperately needs heroes not villains right now and, leaving aside the gun ownership debate, I'd like to propose that #KaylubGiamanco and the unnamed teacher are true heroes in every sense of the word !! bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv98…
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America desperately needs heroes not villains right now and, leaving aside the gun ownership debate, I'd like to propose that #KaylubGiamanco and the unnamed teacher are true heroes in every sense of the word !! bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv98…
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Wait, what ?? A Fed Rep covers call out for another Fed Rep .. Then gets accused of fiddling overtime for, well, doing the overtime .. And they went all the way through the misconduct process for something that could have been cleared up in seconds ?? Someone needs sacking 🀬
A police sergeant has been cleared of wrongdoing after being accused of making a false overtime claim. Sergeant Richard Lewington, of Essex Police, was alleged to have falsely claimed overtime while acting as an on-call Essex Police Federation representative. The claim related to an incident where the Professional Standards Department (PSD) requested assistance, but Sgt Lewington was not the designated primary on-call representative at the time. A gross misconduct hearing was held at Colbea Central Colchester Business Centre from October 5 to 8. The panel heard that Sgt Lewington had agreed with the primary on-call representative that he would attend in their place. The panel concluded that he was properly on duty and entitled to claim overtime for the hours worked. The allegations were found not proven. Assistant chief constable Lucy Morris, who chaired the panel, said: "Where there are allegations of wrong doing or misconduct it is right that the evidence is tested and scrutinised. "In this instance, the panel found that Sergeant Richard Lewington had not acted dishonestly or with improper intent.” "His attendance to support with the incident in question was found to be proper and he was entitled to be paid for the work he had carried out.” "The force will now work to support him following the conclusion of this hearing." The panel found that Sgt Lewington had no case to answer. Link: echo-news.co.uk/news/2663249…
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Let me make this very plain and simple .. If you enter a tiger enclosure, for whatever reason, what happens next is in no way the tigers fault
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Afternoon hamsters .. 😁😁
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It does seem @renaultgroup are on fire at the moment ... Hot on the heels of the excellent 5, 4 and Twingo, they now announce the return of the Espace, the original MPV
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Hey there @jobi1959 .. did the clowns at @britishgas @britishgashelp ever repair the damage they did at your house and compensate you accordingly ?? .. it's been dragging on for months now
Replying to @BritishGasHelp
@BritishGasHelp we have engineers booked to install equipment,they had been scheduled for 0800 16.6.26 but called on 12.6 to rearrange for today,having got up at 0600 to get things clear for their arrival it's now 1000 what is their ETA ?
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'Months' to investigate ???? Someone really needs to get a grip of these loons pronto ... @ukhomeoffice @andyburnham @ShabanaMahmood
An update on our investigation into the fatal collision in #Middlesbrough following a pursuit involving @ClevelandPolice Investigators have now verified some of the circumstances and we can provide a definitive timeline for the pursuit. Read more here: rb.gy/kkvut0
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Constable Chaos retweeted
I know that no one is going to believe me, and you'll all think I've been sniffing dodgy mushrooms, but I ordered some spare parts for my van on Saturday afternoon (the one 2 days ago) ... And they've already been delivered by #Evri .. to the correct address and undamaged 😱😱😱
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I know that no one is going to believe me, and you'll all think I've been sniffing dodgy mushrooms, but I ordered some spare parts for my van on Saturday afternoon (the one 2 days ago) ... And they've already been delivered by #Evri .. to the correct address and undamaged 😱😱😱
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