Ex-philosopher, ex-Tweeter. Email: [email protected]

Baltimore, MD
Joined March 2009
My new Tangent "Liberalism" is about how discussing politics online is immoral and bad. Also, why I'm such a lib, the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism, the Zionist entity IsNotReal, eternal 2016, punching left, THE TRUTH about why I allowed the nefarious warlord Killary "The Destroyer" into my domicile, and the reason I've decided to leave political commentary behind. Up now on Patreon.
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We tricked Fukuyama into doing the 2 dumb bitches podcast @ContraPoints Premieres at 3
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Not the best in the world, but British food is good, actually
British cuisine. Best in the world.
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Humanity is trapped in an eternal discourse loop. Every question has been answered. “What if women dress like whores at the gym?” Plato speaks of this! Republic, Book V!
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They say that syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of Imperial goods in the land of the Altmer.
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This is what we are fighting for .
Paprika (2006) makes most modern sci-fi feel tame. Satoshi Kon was playing on another level.
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The response to this is the maddest I’ve ever seen Twitter leftists get about Trump. Damn, I should’ve tweeted this BEFORE the election.
I thought Trump 2 was gonna be way worse. Every day now I wake up with a euphoric sense of relief
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I gotta go to Korea. I crave culinary surrealism.
외국인들이 보면 혼절하는 한국음식 꼼장어. ㄷㄷㄷ 난 꼼장어 지금도 안먹어봄
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I keep ordering from these AI menus but so far it’s been a real disappointment
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I thought Trump 2 was gonna be way worse. Every day now I wake up with a euphoric sense of relief
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Thank god for this man’s narcissism. Thank god he’s a vapid dandy running out the clock obsessing over trinkets and ballrooms.
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I want to help people interpret this tweet because many are struggling. When I say “worse than I thought” I’m proposing a counterfactual situation: what I expected Trump 2 to be. I was expecting Hitler. Trump 2 is very bad, but not Hitler bad. I therefore am massively relieved that it’s not Hitler bad. So, although it is bad, though millions have died (as expected), the situation is much less bad than my expectation of how bad it was going to be. The fact that my expectations of how bad it was going to be are worse than what it is, does not imply that what it is, is not bad. Merely that it is less bad than the counterfactual situation—that is, less bad than my expectations.
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there is nothing more relaxing than being a non-participant in the heterosexual drama
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Every night I fall asleep listening to ChatGPT analyze the previous night’s dreams. I insist we’re on the bleeding edge of occult hypnotherapy. I ask 20 questions a day about Saint Namtar and the Salt Ziggurat.
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No one is born into goth culture. It’s an affectation. All goths are posers. This is good. Artifice is good. The ones called posers are the ones not posing enough.
so this is the fakest shit ever right?
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"Mi esposa, she didn't like my glugglugglug
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You can only save one early Christian heresy from the righteous flames, which one are you choosing?
25%Arianism
28%Manichaeism
23%Nestorianism
24%Pelagianism
3,653 votes • Final results
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Well Your Honor, I was possessed by an archetype
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