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I like you. When I take over the world you'll get a cushy job in the kitchen.

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Joined November 2010
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Hello @grok, can Starlink be trusted as a service if it is prone to being throttled, as demonstrated in Ukraine?
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🚨 BREAKING: Wow. This heart-rending ad, when tested, moves swing-state men 2.5 points away from Trump. Massive. Please share everywhere. Women are dying NOW in states with extreme bans. If Republicans win, a national abortion ban is next. Don't look away. #MAGAAbortionBan
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BREAKING Live pictures just in from Scott Morrison’s farewell dinner with all his Parliamentary friends and colleagues
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Can you pick the one who did two tours of Afghanistan?
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Life in Russia is deteriorating extremely rapidly. So many of my friends are packing up & leaving the country. Their cards are blocking. Huge lines for ATMs etc. Rumours that borders will close soon. “What have we done? How did we not stop him earlier?” said a friend to me yday
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I've been tortured by Australia since I was 15 years old. Now I'm 24 years old and they are still torturing me. What kind of country is this?
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"If Mississippi were its own country, you would be second in the world only to Peru in terms of deaths per capita... With all due respect, governor, your way is failing." CNN's @jaketapper presses Mississippi GOP Gov. Tate Reeves on the state's Covid-19 death rate. #CNNSOTU
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"Right okay so why don't we have a concert where" *rolls dice* "Blossoms will team up with" *throws dart* "Rick Astley and they'll do a bunch of covers of" *spins wheel* "The Smiths songs?"
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Crodex retweeted
shame on nbc - remember what happened to moonves? he said it out loud #BoycottNBC
Replying to @Rosie
Don’t watch Trump town hall meeting tomorrow on NBC. Boycott. Pass it on. @Rosie
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Ohhhh, well well well. A little Fox world spy tells me this ad is not sitting well in their world. Come at me, bro.
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Right in front of our goddamn eyes. Impeach him. Impeach the motherfucker again this is archcriminal shit.
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I thought you forcing a woman to shake your hand & turning your back was bad. Now you do this, forcing a firefighter to shake your hand. @ScottMorrisonMP WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? #auspol #NSWbushfires #nswfires #ScottyFomMarketing #dismisstheprimeminister #NotMyPM #Ausfires
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Q: how do we bring attention to our handy app that lets you download games remotely? A: make an Xbox One X out of 24k gold and give it away with a year of XGP #XGPMobileSweepstakes RT + follow to enter, then check out the app: xbx.lv/2KBvqNM
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No deaths?! What a let down. #RoyalWedding
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I’M SO fkng FURIOUS ‼️‼️‼️ CANT THESE ASSHOLES DO THE”ONE”JOB THEYRE PAYED TO DO⁉️🤬⁉️🤬⁉️🤬⁉️🤬⁉️ IM A 71 YR OLD CHICK,& I CAN DO 5 JOBS AT ONE TIME🤬‼️ OH...WAIT...IM A WOMAN💪🏻
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Let he who is without a fetish for being spanked by a porn star with a magazine featuring you on the cover & then ask a lawyer set up a shell corp in Delaware to secretly pay hush money to hide your infidelity & the news leaks as you speak at a Pro-Life march cast the first stone
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