DannyFrigs

It Cums From C H I N A #PandemicSexTapeTitles

A mom at EWR just stopped walking ro ask her son to stop picking on her. Now I’m gonna be thinking about this *itch all flight.

Freud says your sexual orientation is based on which of your parents is hotter.

Does anyone know Trump is talking about when he says “our people?” He seems to dislike all Americans.

#SydneySweeney #AmericanEagle

How’s dating going? The last 4 women I dated told me they loved me…after I left.

I’m too sweaty to be stylish.

Seriously, did 112 freak off with Carl Winslow?

All my exes said my life wasn’t set up for kids. Just bought a minivan!

Wait so who read the Diddy transcripts.. can I still fw 112? Time sensitive.

My chiropractor said he didn’t like when comedians talk about their politics. Then spent 10 mins telling me his. I don’t like when chiropractors talk.

I’m at the “belts hurt” stage of my weight gain journey.

Snitches Get Riches #comedy

Huge Find

I’m not gonna remember your corny sandwich names, if you say we’ll bring it out to you don’t make me confirm I got a barnyard sandwich when you deliver it.