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"Journalism Jesus." Senior editor for Turtleboy Daily News. Award winning journalist. Preferred investigative journalist of the anti-establishment.

Holden MA
Joined October 2020
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We have sold 72 tickets already today, with just 3 days to go until The Relapse at the Shubert. There is 1 seat left in Orchestra, 88 left in the Mezzanine, and 26 left in Balcony Center! Get your tickets today: ticketmaster.com/event/01006…
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“pAgIng cHriS MAtteI”. This loser doesn’t realise how cringe she is 🤦‍♀️
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The man. The myth. The legend💚💜⚖️🇺🇸 Free Turtle Boy @Bederowlaw
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Well that didn’t go the way they wanted 🤣💚
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Tonight was the best 💝
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God bless you @OriginialGinny. This was, hands down, the greatest towel-based gift that Lady Towel and I could imagine. I saw first hand a very compassionate and wonderful group of people tonight. God bless them all. @DoctorTurtleboy has indeed built something very special.
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Replying to @JulieCar94
1 in 3 Americans adults have a criminal history. Your point? She asked nicely and I obliged. Brush your teeth. 🪥
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Replying to @DARollins
@DARollins going incognito #turtleboy This is what the opposite of TBDS looks like.
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Yea, that's wild. @DoctorTurtleboy.
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How we liking the relapse so far?
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WE OUTSIDE
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Almost showtime
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BOSTON, GET READY! TURTLEBOY LIVE! THE RELAPSE IS TAKING OVER! youtube.com/live/u-sQe4OUkrI…
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I want to wish you all a FANTASTIC evening at the Shubert Theatre. It's finally time for the show of shows, The Relapse with @AidanKearney, @auntiedebbb & @MaryBil99341482 💜🐢💜🐢💜 It would have been so much fun hanging out with you all! Take care, have a blast (maybe a finger blast, who knows! 🫢🤣) and FREE TURTLEBOY! 🎉🎭🎤🎶💜
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Heading to Boston!! Can’t wait to meet @auntiedebbb & @DoctorTurtleboy and so many others!! See you soon!!
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“That poor kid Colin Albert” Hey @realkatepeter this is your bff now! I thought you cared about the witnesses ? Colin Albert is a fucking punk ass bitch. SUE ME😹😹😹😹
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All these travel posts! Seeing ppl fly to Boston to see Turtleboy. Makes me smile. 😁😁😁
Amazing day in Salem! Now ready for @DoctorTurtleboy tomorrow!!
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we hit limit last night for transfers last night but rest of the tickets (about 20) are going out now. If you’re waiting on tickets please check their email, some have not accepted yet. Lots haven’t been accepted yet, like 25-30 and it would help if they were to get them out of Purples email account cluttering it up
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No bus stop live, because today’s the hit day! Can’t wait to see you all at the Shubert tonight. There are still some tickets left for discounted prices, so it’s not too late to join us: ticketmaster.com/event/01006…
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Hidden leaked footage of TB performing his rendition of "we didn't start the fire" I'm a fukking liar
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Schubert 2 days away...Here's to a Quiet Friday for the rest of us!!!
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