Doug Hoffmann

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My #Keurig has really bad diarrhea.

Twitter still is a thing?

All my time hops are always about beach parties #highschool #noshame

The irony is killing me

I'm waiting for fast food

When you put your key into someone else's car door.......#rape

Just watched a kid walk his girl to class, and shake her hand after saying goodbye. #socollege

My bed is a queen. Yet I still lay as close to the edge i possibly can. Why

Lovin these pretzels with the peanut butter in the middle #breakfast #lunch #dinner #desert #illtakeem

Eating sushi in my car in the parking lot #rockbottom

I wish i was young again: My hand doesn't fit in the Pringles can anymore.

Starting the KEURIG without a cup underneath its squirting mechanism.... #fml

First time cracking my iPhone screen. Im near death right now.

They hope to catch me ridin dirty

@VicPigott oh mannnn i forgot again

@VicPigott what a dick

@VicPigott @Mike_Cavitolo a world with nice socks

@VicPigott honestly they're pretty dope