Bistro Huddy Co-Creator, Self-Loathing Sports Fan, Raised in Nashville, Livin’ in LA
Los Angeles
Joined January 2009
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I’m 10 years Clean n’ Sober today! I remember at my lowest being inspired by ppl posting their clean time on social media, so here’s your inspiration! You can do it, and everything will get better.
To the tune of Frozen’s Let It Go: 🎶“Gerrit Cole never bothered me anyway…”🎶 #Dodgers
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If your child is unruly, we have iPads at the host stand you will be strongly urged to implement. We don’t care about screen time. We care about your fellow diners’ experience.
Bartenders, if someone says, “This is my last one - do NOT let me have another one,” how likely are they to beg you for another one?
Yes, inflation has dropped to 2.4%. And you may be wondering, “So is Bistro Huddy gonna lower their prices now?” No.
Shohei’s friends for the rest of their lives:
Shohei, any chance you could help me move this weekend?
It’s 50-50.
Alright, we GET it.
#Ohtani
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The clerk at Dicks Sporting Goods asked me if I wanted to become a member and get whatever percentage off or whatever, and I said, “I’m sorry I just can’t take anymore emails.” He nodded and didn’t press further.
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If I unsubscribe from your company’s texts, I don’t need one more text telling me I am now unsubscribed. I’d rather trust the process than ever hear from you again.
People complain about the “tipping culture” in the U.S., but I’m proud that we finally have our own culture.
What gives me my sense of confidence to stand my ground in this crazy world? I buy five bags of salad a week and I eat them all.
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At Italian restaurants I like to say “I’d share my dessert but it’s Tira-ME-su, not Tira-WE-su.” (I need to point out I did not run this joke by Andrea before posting).
Pray for my wife. We’ve been in Florida for over 12 hours and she still hasn’t had a Publix sub. @AndreaKelley