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please don’t.

chicago
Joined June 2009
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Dude rambling near Chicago and State just called me a “bitch.” Not mad. Just curious how he knew.
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Something unsettling about seeing the legs of a muppet.
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what kind of shithole country gives more rights to a gun than to a woman
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Just been cast in Knives Out 2. What up.
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At last, McConnell, no longer in power, can drop the pretenses for his governmental “image,” take off the human skin suit and walk freely as the demon he’s always been.
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I think he did it but I just can’t prove it
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I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
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auf wiedersehn, asshole 👋🏼
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Demon Mitch McConnell literally decomposing in real time, his human suit falling apart at the seams, and y’all Kentuckians still kept him in office. Embarrassing.
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seems like a good idea to throw into the mix this year
The mummy tomb, which has been sealed for 2500 years, has been opened for the first time.
Airbnb listings in 2020 really out here charging $624/night for a living room furnished with two folding chairs, a tub, and a dead bird. The confidence.
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On top of everything else this bitch got on a kitten heel
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Trayvon Martin was 17. White society didn’t give a damn. Now folks care about age when it’s a white supremacist with a rifle murdering 2 people. GTFOH
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Some of the gems in the window
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Antiques Roadshow is wild as fuck
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