The official Twitter account for the Emmy Awards. No thanks on the DMs, Iโm good actually
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โAverage length and girth when measured by a medical professionalโ with differential for when itโs hard ? What the hell are doctors doing
Listening to Beethovenโs Symphony No.7 while searching for parking at the jail while itโs nowhere close to shift change
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My family consists of 5 members including an infant and depends entirely on your donations as they are our only source of income and we have nothing else
I turn to you to raise $200 for this week You are the source of hope for my family
Yes exactly. I love the summer and feeling like I have more time to get stuff done but I equally enjoy unwind time. It can be nourishing to the soul.
Took someone to go vote today and this guy was also voting, in case that makes you feel one type of way
I donโt like how my boss made her praise hands emoji skin tone quite a bit darker than her own, but then again I might be in bitch-mode
Hopefully stepping in shit is a sign of great luck, prosperity and abundance.. because it keeps happening to me this week
Iโm genuinely so bored with this end of the world plot, can we just be chill animals on this earth
My furnace stopped working this week, and I had to have someone come fix it. For most of my life, an unexpected expense like this would have set me back and caused a lot of stress. Iโm really grateful to be in a more stable place, and I never want to take that for granted
Walking around whistling a tune isnโt inherently sinister, but given that itโs Halloween, Iโm gonna need the man walking behind me to cease and desist
User discovers aging
being 30/being a zillennial is really starting to fuck with me recently
i keep finding myself saying "that was 15/18 years ago" in conversation, and i keep meeting people who weren't even alive or were in diapers during my childhood and our cultural bases are so fundamentally different
a guy told me he'd never seen pokemon, digimon or yugioh because they were before his time
i found out that someone i knew when they were like 5 is having kids now
i keep hearing about all these youtubers from 2013-2017 as being fundamental parts of peoples childhoods and i have no idea who they are
its very unsettling...
My coworkerโs wife got in a little car accident and she tried to file an insurance claim so he found out about it that way, but when he got home she tried to hide the damage on the bumper with Halloween decorations. Green spider webs. Queen
Can the world not end because weโre letting it be run by psychopaths ? I have things about it that I very much enjoy and that I look forward to