Evalyn Lee

Who are you supporting? Team Irn Bru or Team Ribena?!! #2014Badminton

I think I'll try to go to bed early tonight... is 8:30pm too early?

I've been coughing for almost 4 weeks and the GP tells me to go get some VapoRub... helpful... I bet I could be a GP.

@nameskevmufcker You'll have a bed to sleep on when I move into my new place ;)

I'm stuffed from my baked potato with cheddar, tuna and sweetcorn...

@nameskevmufcker What have you done wrong? :P

I wonder if the light brown things that are appearing on my face are freckles or age spots...

Rose green tea with honey is yummy. And will hopefully help my sore throat.

I'm amazed at my skill of squeezing very large things very tightly into very small things. Duvet into duvet packaging. Don't be so dirty.

@nameskevmufcker He's your dude now, is he? When did you get so chummy?

My kitchen is a disgusting mess. Why won't it clean itself?

I had no idea that Grandma Barbie existed...

I really should use this more often...

Must start applying anti-ageing cream to neck to avoid disgusting saggy-neck syndrome. Ick.

I wish that I could freeze time.

Hot flushes are not sexy :(

A razor was involved in my hair cut today. I can now feel stubbly bits. Ick.

My tunnel of yin wants your weapon of yang. Ahahahahahaha!

I kill you!

was told that this is not Facebook and Tweets should not be written in the third person. So I better change. Interesting.