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Ewok

@EwokJerky

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Joined April 2018
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I could take down a special ops team easily
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jacking off probably feels insanely good if you have a fetish
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Audiences love Digger. Perhaps a re-release could fix this. #DiggorDie
The Hollywood Handle (@HollywoodHandle) profile pictureThe Hollywood Handle
@HollywoodHandleNov 2
Warner Bros hasn’t had a single film cross the $100M mark domestically in 13 months. Last film was ‘The Conjuring 4’.
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This isn’t enough, I need Warhammer 40k to be ILLEGAL!
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Replying to @Freyfunk
I don’t want to hear about some woke clone idpol nonsense I want to discuss gungan maoists and the twi’lek jihad
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Gamers have been contacting my office
David Shoebridge (@DavidShoebridge) profile pictureDavid Shoebridge@DavidShoebridgeOct 28
Replying to @DavidShoebridge
Gamers have been contacting my office about being locked out of their accounts and the genuine anxiety this has caused, so I took it to the eSafety Commissioner in Estimates. eSafety agrees it’s not fair and will keep my office updated as they push Steam for better options.
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Steam does not lock users out of their accounts. It restricts only R18+ store pages and new mature purchases behind credit card verification for Australian users; libraries, existing games and other features remain accessible. help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/3… rocketchainsaw.com.au/steam-age-veri…
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"most mecha properties don't do [THING THAT MOST MECHA DO] but [MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE MECHA PROPERTY] actually does.
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*walking with my buddy Unitree H2-X* "Hey, isn't that the guy that was sending NSFW messages to a prototype AI before their 18th iteration? Wait, Yeah, that's him 🫵🫵" 🤖: 🥋 Prepare to die, creep 🦾⚡
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Anakin Skywalker is a chud, politically ignorant but attracted to fascism, occasionally only understands violent solutions to problems, and murders his partner because she dares to disagree with him. No wonder right wingers love him.
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Replying to @EwokJerky
Australians loooove every single terrible pop remix and everything else that is creatively bankrupt that drops. they've been groomed to love AI for like 10 years. Thats the #alborithm
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Australians as a people are uniquely susceptible to AI garbage due to adoring statistical mediocrity. That 'like a prayer' remix is proof
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In 2026, the greatest debate in war games is what GW property you like more (Or how said GW property might trigger the wokes or chuds)
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schizothotep (@schizothotep) profile pictureschizothotep@schizothotepOct 26
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"have you watched Borat?" - top 10 worst phrases said in the workplace
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My entire feed has been turned to shit, I wish instead that it was about gorillas from space, with maybe even a lightning gun
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All anyone does is prove me correct
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Ewok retweeted
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deez@BruhDream1Oct 23
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOTLINE MIAMI
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Cheats on Mossad terrorist settler Like a BOSS
HasPause (@HasPause) profile pictureHasPause@HasPauseOct 23
his guilty ass face is sending me
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RED PANDAS ARE STEALING OUR PUMPKINS.
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Nashville Zoo (@NashvilleZoo) profile pictureNashville Zoo@NashvilleZooOct 20
Pandamonium is back 🐼🎃 Our red pandas, Mei Lee and Bo, have officially returned to Bamboo Trail just in time for pumpkin season! Come see these two back in their main habitat now that the temps have cooled down.
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Ewok retweeted
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ᑭK@PkMemez0Oct 20
“Hello to users from Japan! I know that the NTR genre is popular with you, so here's a picture that might turn you on.”
Скелет с днища Нью Лондо 🇷🇺 (@rus_rasiel) profile pictureСкелет с днища Нью Лондо 🇷🇺@rus_rasielOct 20
Привет пользователям из Японии! Я знаю, что у вас популярен жанр NTR, поэтому вот вам картинка, которая может вас возбудить. Злой гайдзин берет и жёстко пиратит ваши любимые японские игры, а вы сидите привязанный к стулу, с морковкой в зубах, и ничего не можете сделать.
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