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#NEXUS13 the Passages group seems purely promotional--not really challenging!! #morespeakers #lessadvertisements

#NEXUS13 we mean "fight" not "argue", but the point here is solid. #alsorightaboutsarcasm #guilty

#NEXUS13 we should also remember that accountability isn't always the same thing as punishment.

Just watched the first half of #ChristmasCarol at #TobysDinnerTheatre. Best. Hero. Ever. #crabidol

I'm back, fishes! #AskAQuestion #GetACrabbyAnswer

@travluptuous Q:thoughts on lincoln+vampires? A:Bleeding-heart politician attacks the nation's richest? Seen it already #obama #classwarfare

Valentine's Day is an attempt to kindle back into existence a belief in love that life itself proves impossible. #modernism

Valentine's Day is February 14. #pragmatism

Valentine's Day is an attempt to kindle back into existence a belief in love that Life routinely disproves. #cynicism

It's official: I cede my unrelatable, ridiculous, crustacean identity to #mittromney. He's just better at it than me. #lobstersalwayswin

#DPRK: it's more American if you pronounce it Kim Jong Ugh!, then thrust your hips

Kim Jong fun fact: he was the 4th member of the beastie boys. Hence 'il communication' #crabhumor #socialistssuck

Holiday tip #8: spend more, particularly on #MSFT and #APPL. #crabinvestments #hedgingbets

@grahamstowe Judd Nelson Mandela

I'm thinking about getting out on Twitter--I just don't see the profit in it. #BoutTheBenjamins #crabindecision

Shecrab won't take off the shell? Ask her for "Chesapeake". #crabadvice #crabdirtyjokes

Found a loose Benjamin on the floor after #racquetball today--dont know who the owner was, but I have a good idea now. #pennypinching