Fi 🎃🍂🎃

Oh bless your sweet, selective little heart, you really do try your hardest, don’t you? Perching yourself up on that wobbly moral high horse to lecture the timeline about ‘protecting children’ is a pretty brazen display of neck, considering your own putrid digital footprint. We all watched you gleefully scrape thousands of an ordinary woman's personal posts just to hunt down a photograph of her daughter, upload it to orchestrate a vile pile-on, and then brazenly demand digital ransom like some bargain-bin mob boss with that pathetic 'tell your mother to stop and I'll take it down'. Not to mention your charming little habit of trawling through people's timelines to dig up where they work and tagging in their employers like a vindictive, hall-monitoring snitch. To now spend your evening brandishing a yellow digital highlighter over 18-month-old benign tweets, playing the heroic guardian of innocence for multi-millionaires who wouldn't cross the street to spit on you, is an utterly delicious level of hypocrisy. The absolute, comical absence of self-awareness is top-tier pantomime—do keep embarrassing yourself, darling, you’re providing sensational free entertainment.