Juddy

Fuck your pinned tweet, loser.

Social media should have a fact filter where it takes every post and scrubs it for truth. It’s like community notes but not waiting for humans because humans are flawed by definition.

I’ve been following Israel/Palestine for decades and yeah…don’t care about either. Queue the retards.

Sometimes I turn the hot water off before my son takes a shower just to teach him how to be a man.

Haven’t watched FOX, CNN, MSNOW or any of those outlets in years. Tonight I listened to approximately 4.6 seconds of one and was immediately reminded why. They’re a waste of time and the people on them are jokes. Maybe one day they’ll matter again, but today ain’t it.

A movie needs to be made about this life. dignitymemorial.com/obituari…

Two more magnets and I’m done building this particle accelerator.

Nice peace sign sticker on your bumper. Now everyone knows who to carjack. Fuck you.

Free Isralestine or whatever the fuck. Fuck you.

I fucking hate the DMV. Fuck you.

Women: All I want is a man I can change to be exactly how I want. Men: All I want is a woman who accepts me as I am because I ain’t got time for bullshit.

1. I take my son to get a tooth pulled 2. I return him to school to run cross country 3. The school says he can’t run because he got a tooth pulled 4. I politely explain to the school how humans don’t need teeth to run and I’m not raising a fucking pussy so he’s running I won

Coworker called out because, “My wife has covid so I’m going to stay away..” Apparently he’s one of the 14 people who still cares about covid.

Dividers, not uniters: @AOC @benshapiro @TuckerCarlson @cenkuygur @AnnCoulter @SenWarren @StephenM @LauraLoomer @seanhannity @maddow @mehdirhasan @RealCandaceO @ComicDaveSmith @marklevinshow @hasanthehun @NickJFuentes @krystalball The list goes on and on. Sad.

Smoking Newports is just a license to call other people my nigga no matter your skin color.

Here’s where we’re at: Left - Keep trying to assassinate “King President” Right - Keep bombing other countries Left - COVID went well Right - 2020 was stolen Left - Men can be women Right - Tariffs worked out United States of Retards

Put coked out prime Mike Tyson in women’s boxing and it would end this bullshit with one punch, a dead woman and an uproar calling for murder charges.

So a bunch of people are acting all angry about Fauci yet none of them will do anything about it so why the fuck are people talk about Fauci. For people with functioning brains, this is called a waste of time.

That last one encapsulated my bio more than any post I’ve ever made. Fuck you

Dear @SenateDems @SenateGOP @SenateCloakroom @SenatePress What a great job you’ve done this session. You really came through for the American people. Enjoy your time off. Us citizens feel you’ve earned it.