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love gnar and shred the people

Raleigh, NC
Joined December 2017
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We're celebrating the release of #MTGMOM with a giveaway -- a free collector booster box of March of the Machine! To enter: ✅ Follow @Draftsim ✅ Like this tweet ✅ Retweet this tweet! Winner will be announced April 28, 2023 -- GL!
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Just bitched Lebron
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Someone on Quora asked “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response: A few things spring to mind. 1/15
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All Hail the Great Tit.
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👏 If you require people to have photo ID to vote but don't provide free photo ID, you are requiring people to pay to vote 👏
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This reboot sucks.
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Impeach.
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This is so shameful.
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I'm tired of seeing people complain on Twitter. I know that we are all going through some of the toughest shit ever. So RT this and I'll pick someone at random to win how much Donald Trump paid in personal federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017. I wanna make SOMEONE HAPPY FFS!
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This is to replace my old, favorite tie dye hoodie that was destroyed by my new pup. She needs to learn that my love for tie dyed hoodies will NEVER dye.
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can we start a crackhead appreciation thread
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1) The explicit, openly-stated position of the President of the United States is now that a full vote count in the Florida elections *cannot* render a legitimate result. Thus, he says, Rs must be declared winners. This is not the conduct of an actor in a democracy. *Thread*
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We need to hurry and find Rick Scott’s last horcrux!! I bet it’s one of those uncounted ballots!#FloridaRecount2018
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Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint trib.al/0HNHCVV
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The 25 Great Ideas of @NewUrbanism, the book. Free download! cnu.org/publicsquare/2018/10…
Sooooo would now be a good time to suspend @realDonaldTrump ‘s twitter account for inciting violence???
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The funniest thing about Trump's inherited wealth is that he'd be way richer if he'd just stuck daddy's money in an indexed mutual fund. He lost billions by dressing up and playing businessman. His career is the world's most expensive LARP
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Stockholm, Helsinki, Oslo, and Copenhagen are all different but one of the most underrated design moves found in each of these cities is the prevalence of street lighting strung between buildings rather than street lamps cluttering the public realm. It creates more walkability.
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