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Jeff Dye

@JeffDye

Comedian

 LA / Seattle Raised
jeffdye.com
Joined February 2009
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If you live in a town I’m probably coming to it. Excited to perform and meet all of you. Very grateful. For tickets go to Jeffdye.com
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You can drive it anytime you want naked or not. 🙏🏼
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I Drove Jeff Dye’s Cybertruck NAKED! | Pauly Shore’s Random Rants youtu.be/4YmExA5w32E?si=JoPC… via @YouTube @PaulyShore That's Crusty Bro @JeffDye
I Drove Jeff Dye’s Cybertruck NAKED! | Pauly Shore’s Random Rants

I Drove Jeff Dye’s Cybertruck NAKED! | Pauly Shore’s Random Rants

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Two rockstars. 1 favorite team. Opposite sides of the court. @Lakers @ChiliPeppers @flea333
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The problem isn’t people, it’s groups.
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I can’t stay away from San Diego. I am coming back for one night only!!!! Get tickets quick. I’ll be hanging after the show to meet everyone too. eventbrite.com/e/jeff-dye-he…
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It’s game 7 of the WNBA finals
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Halloween 2026. Hot dog Harv.
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If I ever get married this is who’s doing the music. Not joking.
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I’ve said it before but Halloween is the safest time to do real crimes. No one even questioned this lady.
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Our country doesn’t have a system problem or class problem or a race problem… we have an entitlement problem.
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@RickyDogginOct 30
A woman sits in an empty parking space, refusing to move because she’s saving it for a car that hasn’t arrived.
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Watched Coyote vs ACME last night. It was awesome. I think Will Forte is the most underrated person in Hollywood and Comedy. 🙌🏼 @OrvilleIV
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Comix Road House in Connecticut tonight and Tomorrow and then off to LA and FL . Jeffdye.com
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My friends kept saying I was “hiding” because I kept going into Starbucks at Hollywood horror nights, but I just like coffee. HHN isn’t even that scary.
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Thanks my man! 🙌🏼
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@TwoBeerTuesdayOct 30
Saw @JeffDye at the casino. He should be calling out areas. Best $25 I have spent in a long time.
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Even Jesus had to deal with this
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I’m happy for this guy up there. Hope you’re smiling down big guy. 🙌🏼
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My guy @blakehoffmann_ getting power slapped by @cameeadams 😂
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Better or worse than power slap?
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Halloween costumes of Jeffrey past. 🎃👻 Let’s see yours.
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