I work on the Windows engineering team at Microsoft and help with feedback for Start menu, Settings, taskbar, input + more

Seattle, WA
Joined August 2015
I'm the life of parties
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There's something incredibly entertaining about the fact I'm too still when I work, so the light shuts off
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That's one way to get people not to interrupt me while I'm working :P
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"Huh, I guess she's not in" (whispers, she's there sitting in the dark like the gremlin she is)
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Brute force hacker
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For those who need it - it's an old video of my cat Biscuit as a kitten, before he became the 16 lb monster he is today. He's pawing repeatedly at the password field of my laptop, while windows hello says "I don't know him"
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When Phil Collins sang I can feel it coming in the air tonight" he probably meant Monday
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There's a video that's been going around of a utility that forces you to take breaks because a cat walks across your screen - but who needs that when you have the real thing 😛
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Check for updates now if you're running Beta or Experimental, #WindowsInsiders! Let us know how things go 😊
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Hug ops to everyone that's been dealing with PHP
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In addition to this - for those that are on the receiving end of screenshots and want to copy out the error code, in Windows 11 you can press WIN + Shift + T to extract text on screen
Dear Users, PLEASE INCLUDE A FUCKING SCREENSHOT OF YOUR ERROR/ISSUE IN YOUR FIRST SUPPORT REQUEST. Signed, Every IT person on Earth.
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Video game lines that stick with you: “Had to be me; somebody else might have gotten it wrong.”
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Thank you for all the story telling, BioWare 🙏
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We're currently rolling out a refreshed gaming task view experience when in xbox mode to Insiders - I hope you like it 😊
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What's even the point of fall if you can't start your day with pumpkin pie for breakfast
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Hello beautiful
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They haven't installed windows yet
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Start the audiobook Realize you haven't paid attention to anything just said Rewind the audiobook Start it again Realize you still haven't paid attention Rewind it again Start it again Sigh Realize it's just one of those days Stop the audiobook
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