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Jesse Johnson

@Jesse_Johnson

Just go with it.

 Belleville, Michigan
Joined March 2009
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You literally throw a Twitter temper tantrum any time Arsenal loses. teapawt.net/piersmorgan/status/814… – at Michigan, USA
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) profile picturePiers Morgan
@piersmorgan28 Dec 2016
Can you imagine if social media existed during WW2? This generation is so absurdly soft by comparison to my grandparents' era. Toughen up!
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Take a step back and think about the fact that you typed out “only screw kids” you god damn psychopath. teapawt.net/carrollbryant/status/9…
Carroll Bryant (@CarrollBryant) profile pictureCarroll Bryant@CarrollBryant10 Nov 2017
Replying to @FiveRights
I'd rather have a pedophile in office rather than a democrat any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Pedophiles only screw kids while democrats screw everyone.
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Holy shit this is the best teapawt.net/lebassett/status/92806…
Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) profile pictureLaura Bassett
@LEBassett8 Nov 2017
The man who wrote the anti-trans bathroom bill just lost the election to a trans woman. Let that sink in. teapawt.net/LEBassett/status/92806…
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“BAH GAWD, HE’S BROUGHT UP HER EMAILS”
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So we can all agree Thanksgiving this year is going to be one big RAW-style showdown, right?
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Your tongue is so far up Trump’s ass you can probably taste his missing tax returns, you boot-licking scrotal cyst. teapawt.net/seanhannity/status/925…
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I don’t understand how people think Millennials are killing everything. We just feel sad and joke about wanting to die
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Nah, pretty sure threatening to suppress the free press is “bad for country,” you fucking egotistical moron. teapawt.net/realdonaldtrump/status…
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump11 Oct 2017
With all of the Fake News coming out of NBC and the Networks, at what point is it appropriate to challenge their License? Bad for country!
It was a one-off joke that got out of hand, and you took it far. And it’s basically Teriyaki sauce. So sit down, Tanner.
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Rick and Morty fanatics could probably stop the jokes about them if they didn’t do things like riot when a McDonalds runs out of sauce.
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My toddler nephew has more maturity and morality than our current President. And I once saw him stab a pile of coats with a toy screwdriver.
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Like “Back off, Father. I may not be religious anymore but I’ve got a ton of pent up aggression and my pendant of St. Micheal. Stay back!”
There’s a Catholic priest I’ve seen just patrolling outside by the street and giving me the creeps.
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"Don't use faux anger to show affection." "Fuck off, Dr. Shit Stain. But seriously thank you. These sessions are helpful,"
"If you do that I will straight up murder you, you ginger fuck." -Something I've said to my best friend, who I love very much.
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Fun fact: Jeff Sessions was fired from Santa's workshop for all the racist jokes he was making.
In a morbid way, it's funny to me that I say no worries all the time, while since I was 13 my mind's been like "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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Living close to the air show is cool because free view. But also "THESE LOUD ASS JETS BETTER STOP BUZZING MY HOUSE"
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Well yeah I have my problems but you still have that cliche Kiss poster hanging up. So maybe we shouldn't judge, Kevin.
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"Also stop tweeting about your depression. And your jokes aren't funny." "Ok both those points are fair."
"Stop coping with jokes and face your problems." "Eyy here's a dick joke eyy *Moonwalks out of the room*"
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