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J Mo

@JMoTheBartender

Slinging Drinks & Talking Shit to keep the lights on || 👻 jada_boo32 || I coach and stuff @koachjada @jmo_rice

 Tallahassee, FL
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Joined January 2022
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Harassing security is a part of your civil rights as a bartender
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Security don’t want these problems
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Moment of silence for the drip that is my work attire
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Little known fact of life Bud light is a shitty beer and should not define your beer tastebuds
Now we’re talkin
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People : Is it hard to be a bartender??? Me :
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It’s the fact that I’m carb loading for a bar shift like I’m training for the Olympics GOD DAMN I hate it here 😂
There’s not enough dogs in the bar
Y’all on my life.... The hangover secret is WATER lol literally just hydrate & stop being goofy 😂
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Bathroom breaks at work be like
Stoney.Jackson (@jmo_rice) profile pictureStoney.Jackson@jmo_rice22 Jan 2022
Sometimes I wake up & recap the day before & today I remembered this *hugging my coworker while she’s crying* Me: Well on the bright side I just put on some new fruity deodorant, so you get to smell Froot Loops while you cry
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Bartenders be like “wyd today” at 6 fucking pm 😂😂😂😂😂
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I have a good heart. Just a shitty mouth.
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The fact that I be drinking Gatorades after my bar shift like I just played a soccer game is some SHIT
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The fact that we check the booking report like the morning paper 🥴🥴🥴
Gosh... being a bartender is a constant struggle between “should I drag this bitch & make CNN?” OR “Stop being a flight hazard & let security do their job”
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Bartenders on a Friday night
Stoney.Jackson (@jmo_rice) profile pictureStoney.Jackson@jmo_rice19 Jan 2022
I haven’t yelled at anybody Italian style in a minute, I think it’s about time
Idc how you feel about zodiac signs.... Bartending on a full moon is an EXPERIENCE
There’s nothing better than your co-workers turning into family
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