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Watch my Dry Bar Comedy special here: https://teapawt.net/t.co/NdwD3tb73n

Long Island, NY
Joined May 2009
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Man, imagine if it was ever a Friday the 13th on Halloween?
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When you combine technology and the male sex drive - nothing good is going to happen From @gutfeldfox airdate 11/12/2026
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This Microsoft outage reminds me of a simpler time, when people communicated without text becoming a bunch of damn bulletpoints for no reason are you kidding me again with this shit
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Looking for a holiday gift for someone who kicked cancer's butt? My Amazing Mom recommends @SavoirBeautyCo My friend Carly made a beauty set called Breast Wishes™ and it's available for order at Ulta.com. Learn more about Savoir and their mission here savoirbeauty.com/pages/our-s…
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"This is Steve Case, how may I direct your call?"
Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing. You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong. So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.) I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.
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My new fake name will be "Rogue Corgi"
A rogue corgi just hijacked the Panthers-Broncos halftime and led staff on a 40-yard comedy chase that Scott Hanson called like an actual play. During the Panthers’ corgi race at Bank of America Stadium, one of the dogs decided the finish line was optional. It broke free, hit open field, and spent roughly 40 seconds juking, cutting, and forcing multiple staffers into full-speed dives that mostly hit nothing but turf. It paused near midfield to check itself on the big video board, then kept going until a group effort finally corralled it around the 40. Hanson treated it like a RedZone highlight: “They can’t get him at the 40. They can’t get him at the 45! He’s at midfield! The corgi is loose, he’s checking to his left, checking to his right!” The dog in the blue vest looked completely unbothered the whole time. Carolina’s actual defense has had its moments this season, but nothing quite matched the energy of four grown adults failing to catch a 25-pound dog with short legs and a vest. No one got hurt, the second half eventually started, and the Broncos won 26-21. The corgi still walked away with the unofficial Week 9 lead in broken tackles.
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I don't know what these CCP spies are slingin', but take a bow ladies
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Thank you Netflix for warning me this 18-part documentary about serial killers also has scenes with smoking
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Sadly, I have Supporting Character Syndrome
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"But with treatment, your condition could be upgraded to Dipshit."
1915 medical text showing how to classify people with mental disabilities
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Tonight Guest Host @tomshillue Welcomes - @KatTimpf, @JoeDeVitoComedy, @TudorDixon, and @PlanetTyrus 10PM ET on @FoxNews
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LOW TICKET ALERT! Next weekend's shows at Delray Beach Playhouse are almost sold out. So get on it, Floridians delraybeachplayhouse.csstix.…
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Dry Bar's posting more clips from my 2019 special. So if you need to hear a smooth segue from disabled rat jokes into my personal life, here ya go! youtube.com/watch?v=lhfEabQ3…
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If I were a salmon, I'd tell her: "Honey, just meet me downstream."
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Cats have us so manipulated we give them beef-flavored food. Like in the wild, Mr. Whiskers and friends would bring down a Black Angus
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Why I'm not worried about A.I. taking over - especially Google Gemini From FOX Gutfeld! airdate 10/14/2026
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