Jordon Ferber

@MTA if there’s any @ that is ripe for ridicule, it’s MTA. WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. You should be giving raises to all the folks who actually service your stations, and fire all your online corporate drones. They are useless and an hour at least behind on every single local issue.

@NYCTSubway is the 2 train running downtown to Brooklyn from Times Square? The app doesn’t give any downtime arrival times.

@NYCTSubway what a useless service this is.

@NYCTSubway what is up w Brooklyn bound 2 trains? I’m at Times Square and it says delay…. What does that mean?!

@NYCTSubway so… you are incompetent. 2 trains skip stops but they don’t announce it on the actual train until having left the station. Un fucking believable.

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If only the @NYCTSubway actually cared about people, what An amazing resource this could be.

@NYCTSubway what’s happening w the 2 train? I’m at 14th street, heading to Brooklyn… there was a 2 train on the board that disappeared

Wow, Katy Perry looks so much different to me now that I’m looking at her face.

As blasphemous as the golden calf Trump idolatry is, it should be noted that they dressed him in the same boxing trunks Apollo Creed was wearing when he got killed in the ring.

WandaVision is the first show that is almost impossible to post spoilers for, because NO ONE really knows what’s happening. #WandaVision #WandaVisionspoilers

For years the only Valentine’s Day card I would get came from my Grammy. Now that she’s gone I don’t get any. Trying to figure out which is sadder.

Most people my age are out there showing off how good they are at Adulting, but I’m still over here just Kidding.

I had a dream once that I didn’t tell anyone about, and now I can’t remember it.

I just saw that the MTA is hiring. How late do I have to be to get the job?

And it IS going to get hard.

Went to vote today, and got to skip the line because my parents were identified as elderly, so they didn’t have to wait. We voted at Sullivan and Houston in soho... but I have to imagine they offer this service at all locations. #nycearlyvoting #NYCWaitTime #earlyvotingnyc

@UPS thanks for reading my email and responding to is accordingly. It feels good to be heard. #cometefailure

If journalists were really out to get trump, they’d start using the kind of hyperbole and exaggeration that he does, so those headlines should read, “Trump Treatens To Stop Tweeting.”

Well, at least I’m not the only one who doesn’t know what day it is. #coronavirus #trump