I won @samsungmobileus from @bestbuy tweet a pic of yourself at playlist live tag @samsungmobileus & #prizeitforward to win the same. Hurry!
Drinking with my roommate and talking about the trajectory of the human race as if it was the migratory pattern of a butterfly... #GoHome
This Ramada Inn has the worst toilet ever... It's so slow i have to imagine they tried to make a toilet this disfunctional...
I was in a video on my friend @RobScallon's channel youtu.be/KEodtWN7Xb0
This is the second time in 3 days I will try to leave Chicago on an airplane. Hopefully this time I won't be thrown out of it. @RobScallon
I'm flying spirit & the preflight entertainment is great. It's a bunch of people yelling about bag fees. I feel like I should pay for this.
Olympians are battling it out for gold medals but I just finished a thing of floss so I think we all know who the real champion is here.
Replacing a friend's car airbag with buckshot... #YoutubePranks
