Ballymartin, Northern Ireland
Joined November 2018
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Only in the holylands would you find a drunken batman hanging from your fence by his shoe lace 🤷🏼♀️🥴
Keeva Rooney retweeted
Hello everyone,
Due to restrictions put in place to help fight the current coronavirus pandemic we are going to have to follow gvt advice and postpone all my U.K., Irish and European dates. We are currently looking at new scheduling and will provide details when we have them.
My 9 y/o cousin showing me how to do tik toks:
“First thing you need to know is how to do the wow”
*does the wow*
“and DON’T forget it, ok?”
First I choke trying to swallow painkillers and my manager has to whack my back in a panic, then I get my hair caught in the printer and my manager uses me as an example of how NOT to use the printer to the other staff members :) employee of the month right here 🙋🏼♀️
It’s 2am, I just came home to our back door lying wide open and everyone in bed, can we all pray that I haven’t just locked an intruder in our house? please and thanks x
How did Philomena Begley manage to get the words to Fairytale of New York so wrong? Stick to blanket on the ground love
Right before my accounts a level the fire alarm went off, 2 hours before my accounts exam the fire alarm goes off in the McClay, is this a sign not to do accounts or wdc
Keeva Rooney retweeted
The best part was me being accused of trying to burgle the house and I said, " I'm Batman, Not Robin"
Imagine lying in bed crying w mummy for an hour about results only to realise I had my offer the whole time 🙃🙃
how did I get into uni? 🤪
Going for a nap and waking up to everyone posting pictures of themselves as a pensioner really does convince you that you’ve been sleeping for years 🤯
First a wee boy wets himself in the shop, now someone has dropped paint on my windscreen.. who wants to fuck w me next? :):):)
I’m helping @butchersdogfood on their mission to nourish every dog. My tweet has donated 1 Butcher’s meal to a dog less fortunate - you can join the cause too, by tweeting #NourishEveryDog
